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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 3:30 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:44 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:13 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:09 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 4:32 pm Volume ON...



What's the trick here? I did it three times and it changed each time to match what I was reading.
the word "storm" and "needle" sound nothing alike. How in the fuck does that work?!?!?!
It gets even creepier.
Do it again but with your eyes closed so you can't see the words. You will STILL hear one of the words!
But "STORM" and "NEEDLE" sound nothing alike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had myself and my two daughters do it. Looking at different words and we all heard our word. Freaky.
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 3:30 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:44 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:13 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:09 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 4:32 pm Volume ON...



What's the trick here? I did it three times and it changed each time to match what I was reading.
the word "storm" and "needle" sound nothing alike. How in the fuck does that work?!?!?!
It gets even creepier.
Do it again but with your eyes closed so you can't see the words. You will STILL hear one of the words!
But "STORM" and "NEEDLE" sound nothing alike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They record all the words together in an overlay. Storm and needle are being said simultaneously. You focus on one word and hear that one.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:42 am
Tragically hilarious as it’s true! :lol:
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Howie builds a piano

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Biker wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 10:04 pm Howie builds a piano

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That's actually pretty fucking cool; I doubt it's very functional, but I'd love to have it.
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Kind of reminds me of a conversation I had with the local meatman. I said years ago there was a girl at a nearby school named Aura Lee. First name Aura last name Lee,who would name their daughter Aura when her last name is Lee? I told him I don't know if she had a sister but if she did her name was probably ana. He said at his school there was a girl named Sharon Dix. WTF?
And speaking of girls at school,we had a girl Tammy Happel and people called her hot dog Happel. Supposedly she was pleasuring herself with a hot dog and it broke off inside her and she had to go to the doctor to get it removed. We had another girl that at the time we did what I called "universal head signal" you'd kind of cup your hand and kind of point it at someone then you make a sound like a champagne cork popping,and that meant suck me. When you would do it to this one chick,that looked alot like sherrif wiggums (or whatever) on the Simpsons, she would open her mouth really wide. She once wrote this really filthy porn type letter to my mexican racist friend describing all the things she wanted to do to him. Back then he had quite a few hot chicks that liked him. But not too long ago he brought up the subject of how he used to get so much pussy and now he doesn't I told him too bad you couldn't get hold of the suck me girl,and he said "I am friends with her on facebook".
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jsdspif wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 1:46 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Apr 03, 2022 10:55 pm Image
Kind of reminds me of a conversation I had with the local meatman. I said years ago there was a girl at a nearby school named Aura Lee. First name Aura last name Lee,who would name their daughter Aura when her last name is Lee? I told him I don't know if she had a sister but if she did her name was probably ana. He said at his school there was a girl named Sharon Dix. WTF?
And speaking of girls at school,we had a girl Tammy Happel and people called her hot dog Happel. Supposedly she was pleasuring herself with a hot dog and it broke off inside her and she had to go to the doctor to get it removed. We had another girl that at the time we did what I called "universal head signal" you'd kind of cup your hand and kind of point it at someone then you make a sound like a champagne cork popping,and that meant suck me. When you would do it to this one chick,that looked alot like sherrif wiggums (or whatever) on the Simpsons, she would open her mouth really wide. She once wrote this really filthy porn type letter to my mexican racist friend describing all the things she wanted to do to him. Back then he had quite a few hot chicks that liked him. But not too long ago he brought up the subject of how he used to get so much pussy and now he doesn't I told him too bad you couldn't get hold of the suck me girl,and he said "I am friends with her on facebook".
I think every school has a story about the girl who broke a hot dog off inside herself. At my school, her name was Rachel Schmidt.
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https://www.salon.com/2022/04/04/can-fo ... revcontent

Can Fox News viewers be deprogrammed? Paying them to watch CNN makes them less gullible
Participants were paid $15 an hour to watch CNN instead of Fox News: Is it a cheap solution for fake news?

I lol'd.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 7:47 pm https://www.salon.com/2022/04/04/can-fo ... revcontent

Can Fox News viewers be deprogrammed? Paying them to watch CNN makes them less gullible
Participants were paid $15 an hour to watch CNN instead of Fox News: Is it a cheap solution for fake news?

I lol'd.
I lol'd at all of the various news link titles scattered around the page as someone reads it.

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Deathproof wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 9:16 pm
jsdspif wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 1:46 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Apr 03, 2022 10:55 pm Image
Kind of reminds me of a conversation I had with the local meatman. I said years ago there was a girl at a nearby school named Aura Lee. First name Aura last name Lee,who would name their daughter Aura when her last name is Lee? I told him I don't know if she had a sister but if she did her name was probably ana. He said at his school there was a girl named Sharon Dix. WTF?
And speaking of girls at school,we had a girl Tammy Happel and people called her hot dog Happel. Supposedly she was pleasuring herself with a hot dog and it broke off inside her and she had to go to the doctor to get it removed. We had another girl that at the time we did what I called "universal head signal" you'd kind of cup your hand and kind of point it at someone then you make a sound like a champagne cork popping,and that meant suck me. When you would do it to this one chick,that looked alot like sherrif wiggums (or whatever) on the Simpsons, she would open her mouth really wide. She once wrote this really filthy porn type letter to my mexican racist friend describing all the things she wanted to do to him. Back then he had quite a few hot chicks that liked him. But not too long ago he brought up the subject of how he used to get so much pussy and now he doesn't I told him too bad you couldn't get hold of the suck me girl,and he said "I am friends with her on facebook".
I think every school has a story about the girl who broke a hot dog off inside herself. At my school, her name was Rachel Schmidt.
I knew Holly Hotdog.
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I'm going to follow you white motherfuckers home, and rape you fucking white bitches!
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Biker wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:19 pm Image
You guys eat this shit right up, dont you? Is there any context? Did this black guy actually hit her?

What am I saying. Who cares?? The perception is gold. Date a black guy, get beat up!!
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:41 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:19 pm Image
You guys eat this shit right up, dont you? Is there any context? Did this black guy actually hit her?

What am I saying. Who cares?? The perception is gold. Date a black guy, get beat up!!
It’s a LOLZ thread, dipshit
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Biker wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:53 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:41 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:19 pm Image
You guys eat this shit right up, dont you? Is there any context? Did this black guy actually hit her?

What am I saying. Who cares?? The perception is gold. Date a black guy, get beat up!!
It’s a LOLZ thread, dipshit
Oh no! You called me a name....now I need a hug from my mommy.

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You white motherfucker!
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