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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:56 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:43 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:39 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 10:29 pm :lol: Its funny when RD doesn't know what a city is.
Well, the entire southern United States must be full of Democrat cities, huh?
as a matter of fact, yes it is.
You live in a state that allows people to own guns without a license, permit, or any training. What can a city Mayor do about that?
that's exactly how i would expect a democrat to respond to that. :lol: Completely clueless about the cause of the problem.
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 12:26 pm
Beaumont would be the correct answer here.
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Gary. Sheesh what a shit hole. The sun used to set at 5PM in the summer time. But the sparks spewing out of the smokestacks were kinda pretty.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 2:32 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 12:26 pm
Beaumont would be the correct answer here.
100%

Also in Arizona, AJ is a true, meth head shithole
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What kind of name is Pahrump anyway?

Sounds like grandad clearing his throat.
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Biker wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 7:56 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 2:32 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 12:26 pm
Beaumont would be the correct answer here.
100%

Also in Arizona, AJ is a true, meth head shithole
Beaumont has everything against it. Coastal plain near Louisiana but too far south for the Piney Woods. Swamp land with crap beaches. 60 inches of rain with mosquitos the size of birds. Oh, don't forget the chemical plants and refineries everywhere.
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that would be enough to make me move out of Ohio.
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I guess they're counting the most recent version of Hawaii 5-0?

P.S. Tom Selleck might want to have a word on this though
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I think Friends for NY is a bit of a stretch. So many popular shows through the years. Seinfeld, All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Law and Order.
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:16 pm I think Friends for NY is a bit of a stretch. So many popular shows through the years. Seinfeld, All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Law and Order.
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:16 pm I think Friends for NY is a bit of a stretch. So many popular shows through the years. Seinfeld, All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Law and Order.
None of this have. J A’s tits
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:16 pm I think Friends for NY is a bit of a stretch.
The 6 main cast members still make $20 million bucks a year off royalties from the reruns.

Warner Bros. still makes $1 Billion bucks a year off royalties from the reruns.

And that show finished its run 18 years ago! :eek:
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Antknot wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 8:14 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon May 02, 2022 7:16 pm I think Friends for NY is a bit of a stretch. So many popular shows through the years. Seinfeld, All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Law and Order.
None of this have. J A’s tits
Can't argue with that logic.
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Jeezus h. Christ. Budweiser is the most popular in Canada? Labatt's Blue and Blue Light are far superior to anything Bud makes.
Beer is one of the few things you fucks get right.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 05, 2022 3:56 pm
Jeezus h. Christ. Budweiser is the most popular in Canada? Labatt's Blue and Blue Light are far superior to anything Bud makes.
Beer is one of the few things you fucks get right.
I love me some Molson Canadian
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I need to say how terrible Red Stripe is.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 05, 2022 3:56 pm Jeezus h. Christ. Budweiser is the most popular in Canada?
I call bullshit on that one!
It may be in the top 10, but there's no fucking way it's #1 !!!
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Animal wrote: Thu May 05, 2022 3:59 pm I need to say how terrible Red Stripe is.
You just did and I agree.
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The ultimate swill was called Horlacher, which also produced Shop-Rite beer.

When I worked in a Shop-Rite liquor store, someone once asked me if it was any good.

I said "sure, if you're using bottles of it to drown slugs in your garden, and the slugs aren't very fussy about beer."
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 12:26 pm
Yakima, not Tacoma, is the correct answer for Washington. It's truly the armpit of the state. Roslyn is a close runner up.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Thu May 05, 2022 6:56 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun May 01, 2022 12:26 pm
Yakima, not Tacoma, is the correct answer for Washington. It's truly the armpit of the state. Roslyn is a close runner up.
I had a friend that unfortunately had to live there, and he called it Yuckymah
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