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I understand Animal is in a lot of hot water legally. 25 counts of "Attempted Murder". I have no idea how feral pigs could get that filed in court but they threw in 25 counts of "Impersonating a Hunter", too.
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CTC must still be Sunday drunk. No one could possibly be that unfunny on purpose.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 8:16 pm CTC must still be Sunday drunk. No one could possibly be that unfunny on purpose.
At least it wasn't a dad joke.
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this is getting close to a new world record in unfunny.
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If Funny had a scale, CTC would be just right below 0 degrees Kelvin.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 9:18 pm this is getting close to a new world record in unfunny.
I thought the "impersonating a hunter" was a nice touch.
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His mom told him he was funny.
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rule34 wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 9:45 pm His mom told him he was funny.
She was joking.
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Maybe Animal could be charged with "Hunting with a Totally Impractical Device" for that feral pig tube trap/feeder thing he bought last year where the feed gets all clogged up in the heat.
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if being funny was a high jump event, CTC would approach it like a limbo dancer.

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Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:33 pm if being funny was a high jump event, CTC would approach it like a limbo dancer.

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This from Mr. below 0 degrees K which is umpossible.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:33 pm if being funny was a high jump event, CTC would approach it like a limbo dancer.

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it would be unpossible. you really can't do anything right when it comes to funny.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:41 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:33 pm if being funny was a high jump event, CTC would approach it like a limbo dancer.

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This from Mr. below 0 degrees K which is umpossible.
it would be unpossible. you really can't do anything right when it comes to funny.
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ctc must have made that.
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So, back on topic. A couple of days ago I needed to wash my car. Didn't feel like doing it myself so took it to a local car wash- one of those automated ones with a few guys at the beginning with brushes and then it pulls your vehicle through. Has like 5 wash options- I always do the middle one. Insert my debit card and instead of asking which wash option I want, it asks if I want 2 other ones (Blue Pass?). I hit "No Thanks"- it tells me to take my card, spits out a receipt for $0.01 and the gate opens up. So I tell myself "Let's see what happens". Holy hell. I don't how many colors are being sprayed on my car. I swear little midgets with brushes were popping up underneath cleaning my exhaust system. Noticed later it even sprayed some kind of Armor All sealant/ finisher on my tires. So, broke the law because I didn't point out their mistake?
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BREAKING: Car Wash Bandit Terrorizes Local Establishment.
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honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:58 pm BREAKING: Car Wash Bandit Terrorizes Local Establishment.
i have to admit. i did lol a little when he said he took out his "credit card". :lol:
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Where to begin?
I treat speed limits like meek suggestions; I've been pulled over more times than I can count, but I've never had a ticket stick. My dad makes sure I have no reason to sweat traffic violations.

I don't know which states have anti-sodomy laws, but I guarantee I've violated those laws like I violate girls' mouths and assholes all over the country.

Driving and boating hammered-ass drunk used to be a constant pasttime, but that's another thing my dad makes go away.

I'm sure I'm violating several Canadian laws every hour of every day by not "addressing trannies by their preferred fake pronouns"... but I'm not in Canada, and the laws of third-world countries don't concern me. They're only a country because we have so far chosen to allow them to be.

EDIT: Also, one time at a Days Inn in Pittsburgh, I put money in a vending machine for a pack of Gummi bears and two packs fell out. I took both packs and didn't tell anyone.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
What is that?
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Deathproof wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 11:31 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
What is that?
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So, on top of everything else, CTC is dishonest. Colour me shocked.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
Why does it bother you what other people do?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 am
Animal wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 10:59 pm honestly you strike me as the type that would either be jamming electrical knockouts into the quarter machine at the DIY car wash or standing in the front yard with a hose and a bottle of dish soap.
My philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
You should keep the dirt. It's the only thing holding that Ford Taurus together.
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