It doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.rule34 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 amWhy does it bother you what other people do?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 amMy philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
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Then why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 amIt doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.rule34 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 amWhy does it bother you what other people do?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 amMy philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
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Or we could more honest like HydroS and when breaking the law- really break the law. Being a drug mule in your youth for the Mexican Cartel will do that to you.
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Too CanadianReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 amThen why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 amIt doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.rule34 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 amWhy does it bother you what other people do?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 amMy philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
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Nah, you're just completely full of shit.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:07 amToo CanadianReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:01 amThen why do you get the middle option car wash instead of the cheapest one?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:56 amIt doesn't it's just stupid. I don't know about everybody else, but the purpose of my vehicle is to get me from Point A to Point B to Point C. I'm not driving in a parade through downtown at 15 Mph if you get my drift.rule34 wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:28 amWhy does it bother you what other people do?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:18 amMy philosophy on car washes is "knock the dirt off it". Absolutely cringe when I see someone there spend an hour polishing their wheel rims. WTH? people. First puddle 5 minutes later and it's all moot.
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"CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!"
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I mean, he also fought a toilet and the toilet won. C batteries, the lawn, the list goes on and on.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am
"CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON,
CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!"
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No $39 charge on my bank account yet.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 3:40 am
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CTC fought the law and the ... LAW WON!"
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I'm not sure rocking the vending machine around to get an extra candy bar counts.
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I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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He is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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No he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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Did QD just insult you?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 amNo he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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It's not like Jersey is a real state like Florida and Texas, where opposite ends are almost like entirely different states. I mean, Amarillo and Brownsville? Growing up I sometimes heard that folks from Dallas and Austin considered the Houston area to be part of Louisiana. And c'mon: Pensacola and Key West, with Orlando in between? But Jersey? Jersey is, well... Jersey.Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pmDid QD just insult you?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 amNo he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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That's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pmDid QD just insult you?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 amNo he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:59 pmIt's not like Jersey is a real state like Florida and Texas, where opposite ends are almost like entirely different states. I mean, Amarillo and Brownsville? Growing up I sometimes heard that folks from Dallas and Austin considered the Houston area to be part of Louisiana. And c'mon: Pensacola and Key West, with Orlando in between? But Jersey? Jersey is, well... Jersey.Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pmDid QD just insult you?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 amNo he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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Uhm, you misspelled "fit".disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pmThat's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pmDid QD just insult you?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 amNo he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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Think about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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FFS stop.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:30 pmUhm, you misspelled "fit".disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 2:53 pmThat's it!! I'm gonna bust a tit!!Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 12:58 pmDid QD just insult you?disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 4:14 amNo he's not. I'm north. He's south.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
The chick in the video is from Real Housewives of NJ. On the show one of the ladies says "I thought Theresa was going to bust a tit" meaning so angry she was gonna bust her implant.
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which would be facetious, since you obviously don't have implants.
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And both are dee-lish!BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
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This is my favorite debate in NJBigRedRetard wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
Taylor ham is the bomb. I also like the debate that "central Jersey doesn't exist". My BIL/SIL live near Trenton and get so bent out of shape when I don't recognize central
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Eh, far North Jersey has it's fair share of rednecks. Lots of pickup trucks with gun racks and Confederate battle flags. Trumpland, still have the 2020 election lawn posters on their front lawns. Most with Pence's name deleted!BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:57 pmI live in the northen part of South Jersey. The "Jersey Shore". Its lovely here. DM is in the uppermost part of New Jersey. Its very wooded and very pretty up there. There is "North Jersey" where the Sopranos took place. Both my parents were from there. Then there is the "Deep South Jersey". This is where the rednecks live. Then there is the whole PA border areas. This may be the strangest of places in NJ.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:33 pmThink about it. Rocking a vending machine isn't just theft, it's gambling. Like What am going to get- Butterfinger? Snickers?QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 3:14 amHe is from north Jersey, you know how they can be.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 1:47 am I feel our UJR founder is on the cusp of outright thuggery.
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I think it exists, but opinions vary on how far North & South it goes. I think anything South of Trenton is below the Mason Dixon line. Maybe excepting Camden. That shouldn't belong anywhere.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu May 12, 2022 5:33 pmThis is my favorite debate in NJBigRedRetard wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 11:58 pm Also, Taylor ham is north jersey. Pork roll is south jersey,
Taylor ham is the bomb. I also like the debate that "central Jersey doesn't exist". My BIL/SIL live near Trenton and get so bent out of shape when I don't recognize central
P.S. If they call it pork roll, they sure as hell ain't North.
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Nothing east of the Mississippi river or west of the Rocky mountains actually exists.
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