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The Future of Space Travel

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Re: The Future of Space Travel

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Did Space Force do that?
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 5:34 pm Did Space Force do that?
:lol:
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So.
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They just flung it?
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Re: The Future of Space Travel

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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 8:49 pm So.
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They just flung it?
basically. its like trying to get a booger off of your finger only a little more complicated.
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Animal wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 8:50 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 8:49 pm So.
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They just flung it?
basically. its like trying to get a booger off of your finger only a little more complicated.
That's not complicated!! If you trim your nose hairs they're all dry and crusty.

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I think they are going to recommend that the astronauts not have anything to eat for at least 24 hours prior to the launch.
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Are we still waiting on that thing to come back down?
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I've got a silage blower that does the same thing.
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Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey I watched videos of the control room from Apollo 11 and 13. When it was over, they exchanged handshakes and cigars. That video shows tears, gay hugging and ass grabbing. NASA it's not.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That means one kilo of pot.
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I think we can guess where Mission Control is located.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 12:16 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That means one kilo of pot.
Ya think? :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 1:34 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 12:16 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That means one kilo of pot.
Ya think? :lol:
It seemed as if you never heard the word key used in place of kilo.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:06 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 1:34 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 12:16 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That means one kilo of pot.
Ya think? :lol:
It seemed as if you never heard the word key used in place of kilo.
I'm just laughing at how stupid "a key of pot" sounds. :lol:
Had he said "a key of coke", well that would be different. But "a key of pot" just sounds fucking stupid.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 1:34 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 12:16 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That means one kilo of pot.
Ya think? :lol:
Cannucks love their metric system until it comes to drug dealing. Then it's all Benjamin's, lbs/ tons and something called Gummie hits. I don't know what that last one is.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:19 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 1:34 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 12:16 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 11:38 pm Sure are a lot hippies in that control room. You sure they didn't just figure out a way to send a key of pot to Europe in like 30 seconds.
A key of pot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That means one kilo of pot.
Ya think? :lol:
Cannucks love their metric system until it comes to drug dealing. Then it's all Benjamin's, lbs/ tons and something called Gummie hits. I don't know what that last one is.
I think you've been hanging out too much with your wigger hoodlum friends from back in the hood. :lol:
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how many lids are in a key?
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Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:03 pm how many lids are in a key?
A lid is probably a gram, do that math.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:12 pm
Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:03 pm how many lids are in a key?
A lid is probably a gram, do that math.
actually, a lid is about 28 grams. i would think a musician would be well aware of this.
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kind of reminds me of the iranian guy that was on the tire when it exploded.Talk about getting a good blow job.
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Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:54 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:12 pm
Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:03 pm how many lids are in a key?
A lid is probably a gram, do that math.
actually, a lid is about 28 grams. i would think a musician would be well aware of this.
Whatever, cop.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 7:49 pm
Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:54 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:12 pm
Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:03 pm how many lids are in a key?
A lid is probably a gram, do that math.
actually, a lid is about 28 grams. i would think a musician would be well aware of this.
Whatever, cop.
:lol:
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