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Right?? And..WTF is that lil hole at the bottom supposed to be???
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 1:31 am Right?? And..WTF is that lil hole at the bottom supposed to be???
that's the paraneum (sp?) or what we call the taint.
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i knew a girl one time that had labia almost exactly like that. very large and wide. anyway, she said once that when she was at the gynocologist she asked him while he was down there if that was normal. Which I thought was weird because here he is looking at her snatch and she's asking him questions about how it looks.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 1:29 am I don't know where that part about Madonna's vagina was, but here is a screen shot.


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Animal wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 1:32 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 1:31 am Right?? And..WTF is that lil hole at the bottom supposed to be???
that's the paraneum (sp?) or what we call the taint.
Hmmm idk. I think it's a glitch. The vegetation is supposed to be coming from the vaginal opening. The labia would stop shortly after that opening. In this ridiculously AI generated world her labia is like 6 inches long lol. She's a fucking retard lately though.
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The Gynecologist had become fed up with his job and decided to change professions. One day after seeing an advertisement for an auto mechanic school on TV, he decided to sign up. The Dr studied very hard and gave it the same level of excellence as he did when practicing medicine.

The day of the final exam came. The Dr. had to completely rebuild an engine, which he did in record time. When the grades were posted, he was surprised to see that he had achieved a score of 125%. Curious, he spoke to his teacher.

‟I do not want to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but how can I have gotten a score above 100%?” he asked.

‟Well” said the instructor, ’You took the engine apart perfectly, that accounts for 50% of the grade, you put it back together flawlessly, that accounts for 50% or the grade. The extra 25% is because never in my career have I seen that all done through a four inch exaust pipe!‟
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Woman went to a gynecologist
She laid on the table and and spread her legs. The doctor started the examination.

"Wow, you have a huge vagina, wow you have a huge vagina."

Woman was embarrassed, and said:

"Yes I know, but you didn't have to say it twice."

To which the doctor replied:

"I only said it once."
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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?



A wet nose.
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How does a deaf gynecologist do his job?



He reads lips.
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What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?


A genealogist looks up the family tree.

A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
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I went out on a date recently with my ideal woman. Highly educated, funny, compassionate, beautiful. When she told me she was a gynecologist, I knew she was the one for me


...she really checked a lot of boxes.
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What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologists have in common?


They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
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Two Americans and a German gynecologist were having a drink...
After a few they start sharing stories from their professions. Since all 3 were gynecologists it soon became a brag-fest.

American 1: "I once had a patient who had a clitoris like a blueberry!"

American 2: "that's nothing, my last patient had one like a cherry!"

German: "I would say the most unusual was one woman who had a clit like a melon!"

American 1: "That's ridiculous, how'd she walk?"

German: "Oh I see. You Americans are obsessed with size. I thought we were talking about flavor."
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If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?


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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 1:29 am I don't know where that part about Madonna's vagina was, but here is a screen shot.


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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:07 am:| :| :|
I'm chuckling.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 1:29 am I don't know where that part about Madonna's vagina was, but here is a screen shot.


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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 1:30 am
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