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To account for inflation we're scaling down to one day. You have 30 million to blow in a single day with nothing to show for it. How you do it?
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All on Red.
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Blow and hookers in Vegas is so cliche
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Give it to my wife.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:19 am Give it to my wife.
All rules carry over, bucko
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So single day. Is that Midnight-midnight or can it be Noon-Noon? This is important.
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Geist wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:25 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:19 am Give it to my wife.
All rules carry over, bucko
But I'll blow $30 million and have nothing to show for it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:19 am Give it to my wife.
Canadian tax shelters sounds complicated.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:55 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:19 am Give it to my wife.
Canadian tax shelters sounds complicated.
Everything sounds complicated to you.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 2:33 am So single day. Is that Midnight-midnight or can it be Noon-Noon? This is important.
Call it 1:30 CPT
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Can one really spend that much money in one day?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 12:25 pm Can one really spend that much money in one day?
Sure, that's like the cost of an oil change for every piece of military equipment on US soil.
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So, I would start out with some luxury real estate

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Roughly 75k so ima need to shop more.
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Shit, that Hamptons Villa might have done it. It says price upon request. Maybe I'll request it lol.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:48 pm So, I would start out with some luxury real estate

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Have none of you seen the movie?

For clarification, the rules are as follows:

1. After the end of the day, you can't own assets you didn't already own
2. You have to get value for hired services
3. You can donate and gamble away 5% (10% total)
4. You can't buy expensive things and destroy them
5. You can't let anyone in on the game
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Well SHIT!!!!

And no, I've never seen the movie :oops:
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Easy, just switch the movie to "Groundhog Day".
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I thought the idea was you had to get nothing out if it?

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:24 pm I thought the idea was you had to get nothing out if it?

https://secure.conservative.org/invest? ... 0to%20Give
A political seat is something of value. HAS NO ONE WATCHED THE MOVIE?
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Geist wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:37 pm A political seat is something of value.
Only to the politician. :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:42 pm
Geist wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:37 pm A political seat is something of value.
Only to the politician. :lol:
Politicians should wear jackets with their donor's' logo's on them like NASCAR does.
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Give a lawyer a $30 million retainer.
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I'm gonna hold a huge concert with some of my favorite bands. Between renting a venue and paying the bands, i will spend all $30 million. Tickets will be free and all concessions will be at cost.
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Down payment on a Bugatti and a 5000 acre ranch.
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