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Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:43 pm
animal wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:41 pm colorado's top selling product is meat?
The eastern part of the state is cattle country. But yeah, I wouldve thought minerals from the mountains would be top of the list
or the mary jane.
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Come on Maine and Montana - not even half a bil? how about opening a mine or something?
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MORMON :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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GIANTESS in Idaho ???
LESBIAN YOGA in Wisconsin ???
FOOTJOB in New York ???
CARTOON in Minnesota ???
HARLEY QUINN in Iowa ???
BBC in Florida ???
PENIS PUMP in North Carolina ???
SEX DOLL in South Dakota ???

What fuck is wrong with you people? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It seems like Hawk's late night computer searches have gotten some attention.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 9:17 pm It seems like Hawk's late night computer searches have gotten some attention.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 9:17 pm It seems like Hawk's late night computer searches have gotten some attention.
I thought he lived in the Eastern part. If they split the State East/West, I'd expect the Eastern part would've picked up his bestiality searches.
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FSchmertz wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 11:55 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 9:17 pm It seems like Hawk's late night computer searches have gotten some attention.
I thought he lived in the Eastern part. If they split the State East/West, I'd expect the Eastern part would've picked up his bestiality searches.
I would have guessed more "rolling in the hay" porn.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 28, 2022 12:07 am
FSchmertz wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 11:55 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 9:17 pm It seems like Hawk's late night computer searches have gotten some attention.
I thought he lived in the Eastern part. If they split the State East/West, I'd expect the Eastern part would've picked up his bestiality searches.
I would have guessed more "rolling in the hay" porn.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 27, 2022 9:07 pm MORMON :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought for sure it would be Soaking in Utah.
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BBC in Florida, makes sense
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Hydroseismic wrote: Sat May 28, 2022 3:42 pm BBC in Florida, makes sense
Florida seems like an unlikely place for people to be interested in British news
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Biker wrote: Sun May 29, 2022 5:24 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Sat May 28, 2022 3:42 pm BBC in Florida, makes sense
Florida seems like an unlikely place for people to be interested in British news
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thanks but its big no matter what color you see it in. :)
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Map of seismic sensor locations for oilfield exploration on a north Texas lake.
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Map of seismic sensor locations for oilfield exploration on a north Texas lake.
where is that? a lake?

oh, nevermind. Lake Kemp.
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Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:43 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:41 pm colorado's top selling product is meat?
The eastern part of the state is cattle country. But yeah, I wouldve thought minerals from the mountains would be top of the list
Here in Florida, a surprisingly large industry is in cattle, mostly centered in the large area north of Lake Okeechobee. We have the largest cattle operations in the South, if you don't include Texas, and we're not that far behind. The point, though, is that little of that cattle is sold directly, most of it is shipped to Colorado for final fattening at the stocks there, I learned a while back. We just raise them here, but the final product comes out of Colorado. So I'm wondering if that's why Colorado is listed for meat, and Texas and Florida is not. Just a thought.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:43 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:41 pm colorado's top selling product is meat?
The eastern part of the state is cattle country. But yeah, I wouldve thought minerals from the mountains would be top of the list
Here in Florida, a surprisingly large industry is in cattle, mostly centered in the large area north of Lake Okeechobee. We have the largest cattle operations in the South, if you don't include Texas, and we're not that far behind. The point, though, is that little of that cattle is sold directly, most of it is shipped to Colorado for final fattening at the stocks there, I learned a while back. We just raise them here, but the final product comes out of Colorado. So I'm wondering if that's why Colorado is listed for meat, and Texas and Florida is not. Just a thought.
Yeah, my FIL has a cattle ranch in SW Virginia and he sells to feed lot operators that ship them west to fatten up. That seems to be the norm for Southeastern cattle ranchers
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:43 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:41 pm colorado's top selling product is meat?
The eastern part of the state is cattle country. But yeah, I wouldve thought minerals from the mountains would be top of the list
Here in Florida, a surprisingly large industry is in cattle, mostly centered in the large area north of Lake Okeechobee. We have the largest cattle operations in the South, if you don't include Texas, and we're not that far behind. The point, though, is that little of that cattle is sold directly, most of it is shipped to Colorado for final fattening at the stocks there, I learned a while back. We just raise them here, but the final product comes out of Colorado. So I'm wondering if that's why Colorado is listed for meat, and Texas and Florida is not. Just a thought.
when you are raising cattle from birth until around 700 lbs, you need lots of acres for them to graze. around 2 acres or more per animal. It takes a lot of hay to feed a mamma cow and get the baby up to size. But then they (the calves) are taken to a sale barn and sold to the ones that haul them off to feed lots to finish them off to slaughter weight of around 1200+ lbs. In a feed lot it takes very little space and they are there around 3 or 4 months. The animals aren't grazed, they are put on high protein feed in troughs and they gain around 6 lbs per day.

Texas has around 3 million cattle in feedlots. Colorado has around 1 million.
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Animal wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 3:05 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:49 pm
Biker wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:43 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 10:41 pm colorado's top selling product is meat?
The eastern part of the state is cattle country. But yeah, I wouldve thought minerals from the mountains would be top of the list
Here in Florida, a surprisingly large industry is in cattle, mostly centered in the large area north of Lake Okeechobee. We have the largest cattle operations in the South, if you don't include Texas, and we're not that far behind. The point, though, is that little of that cattle is sold directly, most of it is shipped to Colorado for final fattening at the stocks there, I learned a while back. We just raise them here, but the final product comes out of Colorado. So I'm wondering if that's why Colorado is listed for meat, and Texas and Florida is not. Just a thought.
when you are raising cattle from birth until around 700 lbs, you need lots of acres for them to graze. around 2 acres or more per animal. It takes a lot of hay to feed a mamma cow and get the baby up to size. But then they (the calves) are taken to a sale barn and sold to the ones that haul them off to feed lots to finish them off to slaughter weight of around 1200+ lbs. In a feed lot it takes very little space and they are there around 3 or 4 months. The animals aren't grazed, they are put on high protein feed in troughs and they gain around 6 lbs per day.

Texas has around 3 million cattle in feedlots. Colorado has around 1 million.
Feedlots would not be as tolerated in more populated areas like Florida like they are in sparsely populated areas like here in Kansas.
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rule34 wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 3:34 pm Feedlots would not be as tolerated in more populated areas like Florida like they are in sparsely populated areas like here in Kansas.
on certain days, depending on wind and humidity and such, you can actually taste the air. :front:
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Animal wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:35 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 7:04 am Image


Map of seismic sensor locations for oilfield exploration on a north Texas lake.
where is that? a lake?

oh, nevermind. Lake Kemp.
Yeah lake Kemp. Gonna go back and do the western half of the lake
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Hydroseismic wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:53 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:35 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Mon May 30, 2022 7:04 am Image


Map of seismic sensor locations for oilfield exploration on a north Texas lake.
where is that? a lake?

oh, nevermind. Lake Kemp.
Yeah lake Kemp. Gonna go back and do the western half of the lake
i need you guys to find oil and/or gas over in Collin County and then maybe look into re-drilling/fracking some very old fields in NW Comanche County. Thanks.
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