Your first Hollywood crush

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Your first Hollywood crush

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I am thinking it was either Farrah Fawcett or Raquel Welch for me.
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DiverTexas wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:16 pm I am thinking it was either Farrah Fawcett or Raquel Welch for me.
10 year old me wanted to fuck the fur off Lola Bunny from Space Jam. If that counts
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Teri Garr. Then and now.
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Antknot wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 11:43 pmDiana Rigg
The leather catsuit in the intro, oh boy. :drool:

P.S. Was really the first example of a kickass female action lead I can remember, which added to her hotness. Not to mention she was a great actress.

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Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, I'm not proud of that.
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Who wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 11:49 pmMary Magdalene
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I had that poster on my wall as a kid.
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I am with animal, Mod Squad, Peggy Lipton. That was before Charlie's Angles and Dukes of Hazzard Shit went sideways with Farrah.
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Olivia Burnette. She's 12 years older than me, but when 14-year-old me stumbled across reruns of The Torkelsons on the Disney Channel and saw 14-year-old Olivia Burnette, I fell head-over-heels in lust with her. Of course, she was 26 at that point.

I actually met her years later, I think in 2014 or 2015. I took my shot and airballed it; turns out she had just gotten married like a month earlier. But she was really nice about it, listened to me profess my eternal and undying love, smiled and said "Darn, if only you hadn't missed your window."
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as a person i cant stand her, but yeh

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DiverTexas wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:16 pm I am thinking it was either Farrah Fawcett or Raquel Welch for me.
Raquel would have been the first for me since Farrah came to the scene much later.
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Cyberhonky wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:37 am as a person i cant stand her, but yeh

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Me too. 😂 Saw her at the NHL Allstar game in Atlanta many years ago. Very impressive but I do not like the person that she become.
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Jan Brady. I know. Sad.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jun 18, 2022 12:37 am Jan Brady. I know. Sad.
Jan Brady? I assume you were into Mrs Howell, too?
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This needs more pictures.
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Whackov wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:34 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:37 am as a person i cant stand her, but yeh

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Me too. 😂 Saw her at the NHL Allstar game in Atlanta many years ago. Very impressive but I do not like the person that she become.
She certainly confuses celebrity with intellect
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