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Born and raised Catholic. Indoctrinated from birth, Catholic school from kindergarten to high school graduation.

We were poor white trash that ‘qualified’ due to low income and above average brains to attend Catholic school

By the time my younger brother was ready for high school, my fathers income had risen to the point my folks would have had to pay for his Catholic education, he went to a public high school.

My indoctrination continued through early adulthood by becoming a member of the knights of columbus.

I didn’t really start forming my own opinions until I got up and moved to Floriduh.

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The nail in the coffin moment for me is relatively recent however, when it was finally revealed that the pope’s knew about the Pedo priests and did nothing to protect the children.
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There's no room for religion in a functioning brain, which is why conservatives are disproportionately religious 👳‍♂️
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Atheist here, as are a few other members, I'll let them speak for themselves.

Started life as a Catholic, albeit as a member of a rather unfaithful family, just nominally so. Had between my early teens until my later 20's quite a little spiritual journey, along with the family mostly leaving the church into other things, and Dad becoming a Nordic pagan. But the bullshit all smears into more bullshit, and it just becomes clear what the end of a real journey like that is.
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I'm not. Raised Baptist. Never bought into it.
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I was told only kids have imaginary friends
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Raised Catholic but got out of that as soon as I learned the true histories of organized religions.
I dont consider myself Christian or anything else except "spiritual"...and even that sounds kind of corny.
Not sure if agnostic is the right term as I do believe there is something more than us. Who or What that something is I dont know.
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I guess I might be as religious as it gets around here. But I admit I stopped attending church regularly.
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Raised catholic, forced to be an alterboy, sunday school, communion and the whole nine yards. For me it started when the people I'd see drinking and doing drugs with my dad show up all dressed up for Sunday mass acting all pious. It got me thinking how hypocritical these people were, my father included. It was the chrysalis for my disdain of organized religion. ALL religions are bullshit, yeah I said it.
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Seeing lefties in here claiming not to be religious, while lacking the self-awareness to realize they strictly adhere to the dogma of liberalism and worship of the state, is morbidly hilarious.
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Wow! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 2:07 pm Wow! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I believe in the church of baseball.

Also, Jesus was a Jewish Black man. FWIW.
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saltydog wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 4:56 pm I believe in the church of baseball.

Also, Jesus was a Jewish Black man. FWIW.
No wonder liberals hate him.
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saltydog wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 4:56 pm I believe in the church of baseball.

Also, Jesus was a Jewish Black man. FWIW.
He sure as hell didn't look anything like the depictions seen in Western churches.

Neither did any of the apostles (yeah, that includes Peter and Paul). They were all nice Middle Eastern Jews, making supposed Christians who are antisemitic hypocritical morons.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 6:47 pm
saltydog wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 4:56 pm I believe in the church of baseball.

Also, Jesus was a Jewish Black man. FWIW.
Jesus Christ was invented by the Romans.
So why isn't the "Bible" found in the fiction section?
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Raised Catholic, converted to Lutheran for the wife, and am now more of a deist. I want to believe there is a higher power but I dont believe there is one just solely for the human species, one that is judging our actions at every turn.
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so this temple was built in South America in 100 AD. Notice the columns and how they are constructed. How do people on two different continents that never met end up with the basic same design?

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Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:11 am so this temple was built in South America in 100 AD. Notice the columns and how they are constructed. How do people on two different continents that never met end up with the basic same design?

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For animal: I don't believe you understand one bit of why they have the similar architecture.
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Debates on religion will continue long after we are all gone and forgotten.
Dealing with people that believe that there are 14 different genders, can't decide which bathroom they should use, only prove that point further.
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DiverTexas wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:42 am Debates on religion will continue long after we are all gone and forgotten.
Dealing with people that believe that there are 14 different genders, can't decide which bathroom they should use, only prove that point further.
The Tralfamadorians have observed seven sexes in Earth humans. :)
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:50 am
DiverTexas wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:42 am Debates on religion will continue long after we are all gone and forgotten.
Dealing with people that believe that there are 14 different genders, can't decide which bathroom they should use, only prove that point further.
The Tralfamadorians have observed seven sexes in Earth humans. :)
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The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Animal wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:11 am so this temple was built in South America in 100 AD. Notice the columns and how they are constructed. How do people on two different continents that never met end up with the basic same design?

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for Necro: This is what is known as a rhetorical question.
You're going full CTC, Never go full CTC.

These are ruins from the Jesuit mission of San Ignacio. It was founded in 1610 and completed in 1696. Its located in Arentina.

History:
https://www.tangol.com/blog/eng/history ... o_post_462
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saltydog wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 2:46 am
And again, studies show conservatives give more to charities than Liberals.
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