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Re: Hello... again!?

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 4:49 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:01 pm
Littlesaltine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:04 am So what's the best way to post pics here?
Here you go LittleS >https://imgur.com/
That's if you want to post pics from your phone/camera. If just from a Google image or video, it's much easier.
Look who's giving advice on how to post pics! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Beat me to it dammit! I seriously guffawed when I read his post. :lol: :lol:
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Just seeing if this works. Sorry it's not tits lol
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Littlesaltine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:25 pm
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Littlesaltine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:25 pm


Just seeing if this works. Sorry it's not tits lol
Man, DT wasn't kidding about those eyes.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:57 pm
Littlesaltine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 5:25 pm
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
https://youtu.be/nA4IqKd0_Qk
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Re: Hello... again!?

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HowieTheHat wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:30 pm

I think that was Carla Diveto.

I should have know it was that song!
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Littlesaltine wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:10 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:30 pm

I think that was Carla Diveto.

I should have know it was that song!
Ellen Foley actually did all the woman's vocals on that album. Karla DeVito just lip-synced in the video. In case you didn't know who Ellen Foley was, she played the defense attorney on the second season of Night Court.

Though Karla went on the album tour with Meatloaf.
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Welcome back!
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Re: Hello... again!?

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How the hell can you say damn your cute on this place without sounding creepy?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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that's not one of the ways.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Hello... again!?

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:lol:
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Hey LS.
What’s cracking. I’ll be in your neck of the woods next week.
How’s the kid?
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Re: Hello... again!?

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pork wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 4:26 pm Hey LS.
What’s cracking. I’ll be in your neck of the woods next week.
How’s the kid?
Yuck! Why would you want to come to this part of town? LOL.

The kid is insane but we are surviving haha.

Let me know if you wanna grab a beer when your in town.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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I’ll reach out to you if I can break free. I am only going up there because my moms moving. She’s in el dorado hills. How olds the kid now?
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Well look at that! Hello fellow female. I remember you of course! Good to see ya around :rockout: ! Looking beautiful as ever. (artist formerly known as deadpetals).
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Holy shit welcome back
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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disco.moon wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:08 am Well look at that! Hello fellow female. I remember you of course! Good to see ya around :rockout: ! Looking beautiful as ever. (artist formerly known as deadpetals).
Oh shoot! Hey beautiful! :heart:
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Animal wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Blast wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
It usually works so well!
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Re: Hello... again!?

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2 females "er" (DM past complaint) women in one UJR thread. What's this world going to?
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Re: Hello... again!?

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disco.moon wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:08 am (artist formerly known as deadpetals).
Now that's a username I do remember. Sorry, I swear I'm not retarded 😁
Vote for Pedro
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Re: Hello... again!?

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disco.moon wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:51 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
It usually works so well!
It has to work better than "Wanna see my murder basement?"
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Blast wrote: Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:24 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:51 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:42 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jul 11, 2022 2:59 pm that's not one of the ways.
Yeah, i noticed that after I hit submit.
It usually works so well!
It has to work better than "Wanna see my murder basement?"
Were you wearing a Fibrosport style Detroit Red Wings goaltender mask when you asked?
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Re: Hello... again!?

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Hell no! It was a Shatner mask and blue jumpsuit.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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