Hurts like a bitch!!!
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Damn, what did you do?
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I work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
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Did you try rubbing dirt on it?
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Why are you walking between a wheelchair and a walker? And did the patient laugh?
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I was in back of the wheelchair (the radiologist was taking her to CT - which I visited later lol) and the walker was against the wall. Too narrow of a pass. She felt bad. I'm like, Hey, it's my dumb ass fault. Honestly, I got right back up and thought, "That'll hurt later." Later was 15 minutes and massive swelling. At least I was already at the hospital!
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Thats sucks. Will probably impact your workout sessions too
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I have some infused salve I could rub on there for ya.
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Would that be a medical misadventure?i:)
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I believe you are right, I am guessing it will take months to get back to the normal color of that leg.
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Yeah, that looks painful.
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I slipped on a wet deck once. My entire 200 lb fat ass landed on my right cheek. Black and blue for 2 weeks. Hurt like hell and I took my time getting up, fearing structural damage.
Aspirin will help break that shit up.
Aspirin will help break that shit up.
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Ugh I did that on my shin, my whole leg from knee to ankle was black and painful as fuck for MONTHS. I still have weird nerve endings there, where I touch isnt where it feels like I touched and that was like 15 years ago. On the back side would be worse because you have to sit on it! Hope it doesnt hurt too much...squirt wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 amI work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
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I can't tell you how many times I plopped down in a chair today and had excruciating pain shoot through me. omg. Driving home after work was NOT fun.JCW wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:04 amUgh I did that on my shin, my whole leg from knee to ankle was black and painful as fuck for MONTHS. I still have weird nerve endings there, where I touch isnt where it feels like I touched and that was like 15 years ago. On the back side would be worse because you have to sit on it! Hope it doesnt hurt too much...squirt wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 amI work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
Edited to add: I hope I don't have any lingering issues. Though probably my hip joint ain't very happy even though there's no fracture.
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Ouch! No aspirin, no ibuprofen. These can prolong bleeding and slow clotting. If my body doesn't absorb the blood, I'll probably have to have it surgically evacuated.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:45 am I slipped on a wet deck once. My entire 200 lb fat ass landed on my right cheek. Black and blue for 2 weeks. Hurt like hell and I took my time getting up, fearing structural damage.
Aspirin will help break that shit up.
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Absolutely!stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:05 am I have some infused salve I could rub on there for ya.
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I'm going to have a deformed leg for the rest of the summer.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:08 am I believe you are right, I am guessing it will take months to get back to the normal color of that leg.
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Wow you already started that prn gig?! They wanted you fast!! That looks amazingly colorful! Like a galaxy!squirt wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 amI work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
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Hell getting old, get well soon
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Ouch. Good morning. My back hurts worse than my leg.
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Challenge accepted, Biker!!!
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Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!
That is a big fucking hematoma! Ouch!!
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