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squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:07 pm Ouch. Good morning. My back hurts worse than my leg.

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At least the people who know you are gonna assume it was from rough sex and not something lame from work!
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JCW wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:16 pm At least the people who know you are gonna assume it was from rough sex and not something lame from work!
:lol: My coworker (female), had some serious groin pain after some rather vigorous sex. This pain was persistent for months. Finally, come to find out, she had a torn labrum! Then when they went to do surgery, they found a mass. The doctor shook her boyfriend's hand and said, "Congratulations, you just saved her life." lol My injury is just a dumb work injury.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:38 pm Not to steal your thunder...just to show another case....but I could not find the pictures of my massive hematoma from when I fell fifteen feet from a scaffold onto the small of my back. The hematoma and the resultant brusing was impressive to say the least. It went from the middle of my back to the back of my knees....black, blue, green, yellow and every fucking color in between. I had that brusing for months...literally and the doctor said it was because of the blood thinners I am on. The pictures would have needed a bit of editing to make them palletable to everyone...not going to lie. I know those pictures are saved somewhere.
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Day 2. No, 3.

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The colors are amazing, hopefully it's hurting a bit less today. Also the leg workouts are definitely shinning through in spite of that bruise.
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Blast wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:17 am The colors are amazing, hopefully it's hurting a bit less today. Also the leg workouts are definitely shinning through in spite of that bruise.
Yes, a bit less. And it's a lot less firm/hard. It's softening up. My legs suck right now. But thank you.
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squirt wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:20 am
Blast wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:17 am The colors are amazing, hopefully it's hurting a bit less today. Also the leg workouts are definitely shinning through in spite of that bruise.
Yes, a bit less. And it's a lot less firm/hard. It's softening up. My legs suck right now. But thank you.
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JCW wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 2:23 pm
squirt wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:20 am
Blast wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:17 am The colors are amazing, hopefully it's hurting a bit less today. Also the leg workouts are definitely shinning through in spite of that bruise.
Yes, a bit less. And it's a lot less firm/hard. It's softening up. My legs suck right now. But thank you.
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make sure you file 'accident report' at work about this with witness names. . you never know if workmans' comp claim will be necessary later,protect yourself.
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squirt wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:54 am Day 2. No, 3.

Kinda looks like pete's leg.
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rule34 wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 5:08 pm
squirt wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:54 am .
Kinda looks like pete's leg.
For real. :rolling:
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I'm not exaggerating when I say this thing changes by the hour. Damn.

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squirt wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 3:57 pm I'm not exaggerating when I say this thing changes by the hour. Damn.

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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:05 pm Im not surprised by the movement and color change of the bruising. I has the same thing. Everyday I had my wife take a picture of the brusing because it was so damned unnevering how it was spreading. As I mentioned..it ended up halfway up my back and down to the backs of my knees....and lots of colors! I have lots of research work to do today or I would try to find those pictures of the bruising. Maybe later.
Trust me, no one wants to see them. At all.
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squirt wrote: Fri Jul 29, 2022 3:57 pm I'm not exaggerating when I say this thing changes by the hour. Damn.

Holy cow, it looks necrotic!!
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I think my leg is gonna fall off. It actually hurts a lot today.

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Damn it is spreading.
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It's starting to creep around to the front. Almost my whole hamstring is covered by now.

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DiverTexas wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:35 pm Damn it is spreading.
Like a cancer. 😂
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squirt wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:33 pm I think my leg is gonna fall off. It actually hurts a lot today.

Yeah I had to wear one pant leg rolled up for like a month when I did my shin, just the fabric rubbing it was too painful. You better just go naked so that doesn't happen to you too!
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JCW wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:55 pm
squirt wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:33 pm I think my leg is gonna fall off. It actually hurts a lot today.
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Yeah I had to wear one pant leg rolled up for like a month when I did my shin, just the fabric rubbing it was too painful. You better just go naked so that doesn't happen to you too!
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squirt wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:35 pm It's starting to creep around to the front. Almost my whole hamstring is covered by now.

Is it odd that I am turned on by these pics? The bruise notwithstanding.
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rule34 wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:00 pm
squirt wrote: Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:35 pm It's starting to creep around to the front. Almost my whole hamstring is covered by now.

Is it odd that I am turned on by these pics? The bruise notwithstanding.
Who am I to judge what someone is turned on by?

After all, I always thought Skinner from the X-Files was sexy as fuck! Why? I don't know!!!
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