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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:45 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:42 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:16 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:56 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
Inanities are very tiny robots. Often in SF they are medical nanites. Constantly repairing any damage Some times they are used to alter your appearance. Other uses are as builders or destroyers.
San Francisco? This sounds like something my son rambled on about in 6th grade
Science Fiction, for the pedantic.
HEY! that's mean..?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:47 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:45 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:42 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:16 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:56 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
Inanities are very tiny robots. Often in SF they are medical nanites. Constantly repairing any damage Some times they are used to alter your appearance. Other uses are as builders or destroyers.
San Francisco? This sounds like something my son rambled on about in 6th grade
Science Fiction, for the pedantic.
HEY! that's mean..?
Oops, forgot the Orange font.
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Re: You can pick one....

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:lol:
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du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:44 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:00 pm Immortality
I've crossed oceans of time to find you
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
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Hydroseismic wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:06 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:44 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:00 pm Immortality
I've crossed oceans of time to find you
That's such a beautiful scene.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:13 am Watching a lot of these degenerates around here over the years I'm surprised no one has mentioned Super Hero porno powers.
DUH! We already have those.
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Deathproof wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:11 am The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
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Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:19 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:11 am The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
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Wow. That is a solid answer right there.
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I’ll go with regenerating after death. Like a video game with a cheat code
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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I used to believe that flying or invisibility or strength was the greatest. Now I know it's zapping people that drive like shit off the roads and teleport them home. Then they forget how to drive forever. And anytime they get in the driver seat, it sends them back in the place they were at. It lasts forever.
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Teleportation would be sweet.

I wouldn't want immortality unless everyone was immortal. I don't think I could handle the loss of every single person I love and care about while I just live on forever.
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time travel would be great
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For one day. The power to make people shit their pants for clicking or liking mud-slinging political posts.

You like a 'Lock Her Up' post - POOP!
Retweet a 'Let's Go Brandon' post - SHIT 'EM!
Heck, even a smile at a 'Grab 'em by the Pussy' - POOP!

Yep, even the lefties get some!
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Re: You can pick one....

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:43 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:19 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:11 am The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
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Wow. That is a solid answer right there.
I've had chronic insomnia most of my life. To me, the ability to sleep like a normal person would be a superpower.
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Re: You can pick one....

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Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:40 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:43 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:19 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:11 am The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
.
Wow. That is a solid answer right there.
I've had chronic insomnia most of my life. To me, the ability to sleep like a normal person would be a superpower.
You should try that stuff Michael Jackson used.
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Re: You can pick one....

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:40 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:43 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:19 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:11 am The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
.
Wow. That is a solid answer right there.
I've had chronic insomnia most of my life. To me, the ability to sleep like a normal person would be a superpower.
You should try that stuff Michael Jackson used.
There's nothing left that a doctor hasn't had me try.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:40 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:43 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:19 pm
Deathproof wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:11 am The ability to sleep 6-8 hours each night
.
Wow. That is a solid answer right there.
I've had chronic insomnia most of my life. To me, the ability to sleep like a normal person would be a superpower.
You should try that stuff Michael Jackson used.
There's nothing left that a doctor hasn't had me try.
Try using LOTS of it.
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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Damn straight.

In moderation, of course. 😇
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Re: You can pick one....

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:59 pm
Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:40 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:43 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:19 pm

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Wow. That is a solid answer right there.
I've had chronic insomnia most of my life. To me, the ability to sleep like a normal person would be a superpower.
You should try that stuff Michael Jackson used.
There's nothing left that a doctor hasn't had me try.
Try using LOTS of it.
I want to sleep, not die.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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