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Re: Not traditionally hot famous people you want to bang

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Whackov wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:23 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:16 pm Melissa Clark, NYT food writer, is my current crush. Quasi-famous I suppose

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Never seen her or heard of her but she appears to be bangable.
Likely she can cook too! ;)
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Whackov wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:27 am Image
Agree with this wholeheartedly
Um, am I supposed to know her name? :?:
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squirt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:30 pm Naveen Andrews. I fell in love with him in The English Patient. And he likes older women. :heartsmiley:

Ooh I do love the brown boys! 😍 maybe after a haircut...
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I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day. So Kristen Schaal! Funny, funny chick!

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FSchmertz wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:36 pm
Whackov wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:27 am Image
Agree with this wholeheartedly
Um, am I supposed to know her name? :?:
Natalia Dyer (Stranger Things)
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Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:37 pm
FSchmertz wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:36 pm
Whackov wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:27 am Image
Agree with this wholeheartedly
Um, am I supposed to know her name? :?:
Natalia Dyer (Stranger Things)
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I would do either or both...


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i've always thought it would be fun to butt fuck Tina Fey while Amy Pohler gargled my balls with a mouthful of pop rocks.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:28 pm i've always thought it would be fun to butt fuck Tina Fey while Amy Pohler gargled my balls with a mouthful of pop rocks.
You are a true gentleman.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:19 pm Image
Attractive bank account. This tracks for you
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JCW wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:44 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
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Allison Scagliotti

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Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:54 am Allison Scagliotti

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JCW wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:44 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
Then I'll also put Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, and Rachel Dratch on that list. For extra points, Kristen Wiig, too!
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JCW wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:44 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
That's what CTC says.
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent
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JCW wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:03 pm
squirt wrote: ↑Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:30 pm Naveen Andrews. I fell in love with him in The English Patient. And he likes older women. :heartsmiley:

Ooh I do love the brown boys! 😍 maybe after a haircut...
I have a helluva tan thanks to my Mohawk grandmother.
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Billie Eilish. I'd love for her to sit on my face.

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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 2:49 am Billie Eilish. I'd love for her to sit on my face.

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Until recently, I had no idea she was stacked.
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Vitamin E wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 11:31 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 2:49 am Billie Eilish. I'd love for her to sit on my face.

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Until recently, I had no idea she was stacked.
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Fuck yeah. She hides her body under all those goofy clothes she wears but shes thick in all the right places.
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Oooooff!
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Animal wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 1:50 pm Image
100% still in. She's thick and I'm ok with it.
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