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Blah blah blah, stay at home dad.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:10 pmFinding someone more dominant than me would be a little hard.
Well that is pretty god damn sexy.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:15 am I'll be 58 yo later this year, and my beautiful son will be 25 in a couple weeks. Still live west of Orlando in a little old ramshackle house in a little old ramshackle neighborhood. I'll probably die here, and if my wife has anything to do with it that may be in the next ten years or so. Then she'll be free to scatter my ashes around my beloved kumquat bushes. Which, along with my beloved banana trees, pineapple plants, and four cats, I love more than I love her. And she's cool with that. We have a good understanding. I've just put 26 years with a large company where I work as a network administrator, caring for a rancid mess of routers and switches and tangled patch cables. If not the wife, it'll be the job that winds up killing me. I'm OK with that.

For no good reason at all, I spend time playing the mandolin, learning to read Japanese, and will sit in a few weeks for my Extra class ham radio ticket.
Currently an Extra Class. When I'm able to play with the radios, I am on 50.125 or 14.070.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:10 pm
I think everyone has their personal preference but typically men are supposed to be the protector the provider and I prefer someone that is dominant. Finding someone more dominant than me would be a little hard.
A young man can be very aggressive, but older men lose their T, while women become more dominant. At my age, I just want to get along.
Still, when it matters, a man is a man, and will deliver the smackdown when needed.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:35 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:10 pm
I think everyone has their personal preference but typically men are supposed to be the protector the provider and I prefer someone that is dominant. Finding someone more dominant than me would be a little hard.
A young man can be very aggressive, but older men lose their T, while women become more dominant. At my age, I just want to get along.
Still, when it matters, a man is a man, and will deliver the smackdown when needed.
Are you threatening EV?
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:39 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:35 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:10 pm
I think everyone has their personal preference but typically men are supposed to be the protector the provider and I prefer someone that is dominant. Finding someone more dominant than me would be a little hard.
A young man can be very aggressive, but older men lose their T, while women become more dominant. At my age, I just want to get along.
Still, when it matters, a man is a man, and will deliver the smackdown when needed.
Are you threatening EV?
I just want her to show me her vagina.
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A little Smackdown!

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VinceBordenIII wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:39 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:35 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:10 pm
I think everyone has their personal preference but typically men are supposed to be the protector the provider and I prefer someone that is dominant. Finding someone more dominant than me would be a little hard.
A young man can be very aggressive, but older men lose their T, while women become more dominant. At my age, I just want to get along.
Still, when it matters, a man is a man, and will deliver the smackdown when needed.
Are you threatening EV?
I just want her to show me her vagina.
Pretty typical. Normal bushiness-not Demi Moore like. Huge clit.
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Still in Bermuda, I've been offered a job with the government and my current employer is making offers to try to keep me.

My oldest daughter has a good job at Princeton and my youngest is studying cellular biology at the University of Rochester.

Wife and I are a little bored with each other.
wut?
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efman wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:41 pm Live in a town one hour north of Toronto Canada

Married a girl 24 yrs my junior. (High fives accepted). I am 55.

Now we have 2 girls (5 and 7) and a restaurant.

Dealing with employees and the public is enough to go on a shooter rampage....but I am Canadian, so |I wont.

I come to UJ when ever something big happens. Then CNN.

I enjoy seeing the members bewbies. Female members that is. They are good looking ladies.
Are you somewhere near Barrie?
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Probably closer to Newmarket.
wut?
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So, wait. Evv is single?
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Wut wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:57 pm Probably closer to Newmarket.
Are you in Ontario?
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Zerobeat wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 5:22 pm Currently an Extra Class. When I'm able to play with the radios, I am on 50.125 or 14.070.
Cool! So was my dad, it's the only real reason I'm doing it. In his honor. He got it when there was still a 20wpm code test along with it, and he was all about the fast code. We have our local Hamcation 8 Feb, and I fully expect to fail it once or twice before the material is fully drilled into what might be referred to as my brains. ;) I operate a bit of 2m every great while.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:06 pm
Wut wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:57 pm Probably closer to Newmarket.
Are you in Ontario?
No, but I have relatives in Newmarket which is about an hour north of Toronto.
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have you learned to read tarot cards?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:28 am
Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:03 pm So, wait. Evv is single?
Yeah, not looking to change that. I have a bit left for school and my focus is going to be on that and being a mom.

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deadpetals wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:33 pm
Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2019 9:12 pm have you learned to read tarot cards?
Not without a little help from my book. My set was actually made in 1971 and was my aunt Maria's first and then my aunt Michelle, then my Mom. Which is usually the very best way to acquire them.

There are 78 cards with such intricate meanings that it takes years and years of learning what each card; what each thing in each card represents. I got them when I was in my 20s and I'm still learning.

The only set that I really get is the Cups (love & friendships).

But I can do basic readings; yes/no questions, The Card of the Day/Month/Year, Past/Present/Future. I can also tell someone about their Key Card (which is the card that represents one's personality).
Yeah, I didn't realize how complicated it was to learn until recently. A long time ago, the mom of a girl i was dating had learned to read cards. Of course I was the most skeptical person alive, but I liked her mom and gave her a fair shot. I was amazed. She read me twice about two different subjects and I was just stunned at how similar the reading was to the topic that she knew nothing about.

I thought it would be cool to learn and googled it recently. My mind was blown at how difficult the whole subject is. I was also a little surprised how unavailable it is to buy sets of cards.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:28 am
Flumper wrote: Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:03 pm So, wait. Evv is single?
Yeah, not looking to change that. I have a bit left for school and my focus is going to be on that and being a mom.

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Evvan, if you had a baby with me your troubles would be over.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:21 pm Evvan, if you had a baby with me your troubles would be over.
No. Your troubles would be starting...
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WarmBidetWater wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:44 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:21 pm Evvan, if you had a baby with me your troubles would be over.
No. Your troubles would be starting...
Both could be true.
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How many guys are sending monthly support payments for kids they didn’t father? Sorry if we covered this 5 years ago
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Who wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:36 am How many guys are sending monthly support payments for kids they didn’t father? Sorry if we covered this 5 years ago
This you?

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