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Welcome back Slappy. Good to see you again and I'm glad to hear the young one and BG are doing well.
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Slappy7 wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:00 pm
Wow. What a great pic. $$$ smiles!
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Thank you all. It’s really cool to see so many of you still around. 😎
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Welcome back Slap. Glad all is going well you old tim Conway looking fart
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Wow, you guys all look great, thanks for the update!!
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Why is she wearing clothes?
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Slappy7 wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:00 pm
How much would you take for the girl in the glasses (top left)?
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Sup slap
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I see you are still using the same camera.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Animal wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 3:52 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:00 pm
How much would you take for the girl in the glasses (top left)?
Lmao!
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necronomous wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:01 pmSup slap
What’s up kid ✌️
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Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:14 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:01 pmSup slap
What’s up kid ✌️
Hey, I had a question about you and old UJ. It's just a fluke I remember almost to the day it went belly up because one of the last posts was me talking about Hurricane Harvey backing up into the Gulf and reforming- so late August 2017. Do you remember how long before that was your famous meetup with SMurph down in Orlando? You even posted a photo. I just can't remember if it was weeks, months or a year+.
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rule34 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:39 pm I see you are still using the same camera.
:lol:
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:39 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:14 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:01 pmSup slap
What’s up kid ✌️
Hey, I had a question about you and old UJ. It's just a fluke I remember almost to the day it went belly up because one of the last posts was me talking about Hurricane Harvey backing up into the Gulf and reforming- so late August 2017. Do you remember how long before that was your famous meetup with SMurph down in Orlando? You even posted a photo. I just can't remember if it was weeks, months or a year+.
That picture of Smurph and I is from January 9, 2016.
Man that was a good dude. 🥲
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Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:51 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:39 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:14 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:01 pmSup slap
What’s up kid ✌️
Hey, I had a question about you and old UJ. It's just a fluke I remember almost to the day it went belly up because one of the last posts was me talking about Hurricane Harvey backing up into the Gulf and reforming- so late August 2017. Do you remember how long before that was your famous meetup with SMurph down in Orlando? You even posted a photo. I just can't remember if it was weeks, months or a year+.
That picture of Smurph and I is from January 9, 2016.
Man that was a good dude. 🥲
do you know any of the story of what happened to him?
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Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:51 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:39 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:14 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:01 pmSup slap
What’s up kid ✌️
Hey, I had a question about you and old UJ. It's just a fluke I remember almost to the day it went belly up because one of the last posts was me talking about Hurricane Harvey backing up into the Gulf and reforming- so late August 2017. Do you remember how long before that was your famous meetup with SMurph down in Orlando? You even posted a photo. I just can't remember if it was weeks, months or a year+.
That picture of Smurph and I is from January 9, 2016.
Man that was a good dude. 🥲
Thanks. I also remember when UJR started, you were the one that informed us that he had passed.
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Animal wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:53 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:51 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:39 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:14 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:01 pmSup slap
What’s up kid ✌️
Hey, I had a question about you and old UJ. It's just a fluke I remember almost to the day it went belly up because one of the last posts was me talking about Hurricane Harvey backing up into the Gulf and reforming- so late August 2017. Do you remember how long before that was your famous meetup with SMurph down in Orlando? You even posted a photo. I just can't remember if it was weeks, months or a year+.
That picture of Smurph and I is from January 9, 2016.
Man that was a good dude. 🥲
do you know any of the story of what happened to him?

I don’t really other than the fact that I knew his health was hailing here a while. I heard the news from his sister in Pennsylvania Pittsburgh I believe
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any pictures of his sister?
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Animal wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:01 pm any pictures of his sister?
Picture Smurf only uglier and goofier. She also wears less dresses
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Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:21 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:01 pm any pictures of his sister?
Picture Smurf only uglier and goofier. She also wears less dresses
<shudders>
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Slappy7 wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:21 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:01 pm any pictures of his sister?
Picture Smurf only uglier and goofier. She also wears less dresses
* swipes left.
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Knowing SMurph, you know he would want to go out in a blaze of glory/attention. I'm guessing riding his golf cart to the liquor store and strokes out and rolls out blocking 2 lanes of busy highways. Traffic backed up for hours.
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You should demonstrate
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Blast wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:13 am You should demonstrate
If that actually happened to you, it would leave a huge crater from your lug head.
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lug head smack delivered
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