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If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

Remember when people just went about their lives, tried to make their lives as happy and productive as possible. Didn't stick their noses in other people's lives, just went about their business and their lives. And then we have these kind of people.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:57 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

Remember when people just went about their lives, tried to make their lives as happy and productive as possible. Didn't stick their noses in other people's lives, just went about their business and their lives. And then we have these kind of people.
:lol: That guy is about as interested in the constitution as charles manson was in advocating for victim's rights.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:18 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:57 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

Remember when people just went about their lives, tried to make their lives as happy and productive as possible. Didn't stick their noses in other people's lives, just went about their business and their lives. And then we have these kind of people.
:lol: That guy is about as interested in the constitution as charles manson was in advocating for victim's rights.
They could have applied an "old fashioned" cure. While the lady is talking to him, have the guy go and call 3 buddies at the bar across the street. Meet the jerk as he leaves, take him out back and kick his everloving ass. No constitutional rights being violated and "cure" the dumbass of ever wanting to do it again.
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I’m going to wait for Howie to weigh in before I decide where I stand.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

So now these idiots are resorting to going to tiny little hick towns to try to pick fights?
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I'm up early.
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She's into it.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 1:17 amShe's into it.
She certainly didn't seem too upset by it, or jerk it away from continuing to do it on her face.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

What a sad existence this person must have.
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I'm up early.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 10:53 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

What a sad existence this person must have.
POSTER FUCKING 7!!!!!!1!11!!!!1
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 1:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 10:53 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:47 pm If you think your life has absolutely no purpose, check out what this guy does.

What a sad existence this person must have.
POSTER FUCKING 7!!!!!!1!11!!!!1
:lol: You, uh, ...... you mean that thing in the corner?
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I'm up early.
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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https://worldstar.com/videos/wshhzZ7VvD ... eat-a-wasp

Dude eats live wasp.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:03 am Image
:lol: I heard Newsome on the news yesterday pleading with people to not use any electricity for the next few days.
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Three stages of sex in marriage.

Stage one: Whole house sex. You and your partner have sex in every room of the house. Standing up, bending over, on any surface available.

Stage two: Bedroom Sex. You and your partner only have sex in the bedroom... after you shower... with the lights off.

Stage three: Hall sex. You and your partner yell "fuck you" down the hall before going to your separate rooms.
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:05 am
:shocked: :shocked: :lol:
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Zerobeat wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 1:06 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:05 am
:shocked: :shocked: :lol:
finally - thank you for noticing
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B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 1:33 am Image
This is correct.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:30 pm
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BigChiefin wrote: ↑Sat Sep 10, 2022 1:23 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:30 pm
You motorboating son of a bitch!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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