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Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
Fucking gross. Can we stop pretending that being fat is healthy or beautiful?
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Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
She looks like a partially peeled banana
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"Stuns" is the proper term here, but not in the way the writer probably meant.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:58 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
Fucking gross. Can we stop pretending that being fat is healthy or beautiful?
Exactly. Men have been attracted to slim, healthy women forever but now, all of a sudden, we are supposed to pretend that vulgar pigs like this are in anyway attractive? Fuck that!
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:58 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
Fucking gross. Can we stop pretending that being fat is healthy or beautiful?
Exactly. Men have been attracted to slim, healthy women forever but now, all of a sudden, we are supposed to pretend that vulgar pigs like this are in anyway attractive? Fuck that!
It wasn't that long ago that thin women were considered unattractive and unhealthy.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:43 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:58 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
Fucking gross. Can we stop pretending that being fat is healthy or beautiful?
Exactly. Men have been attracted to slim, healthy women forever but now, all of a sudden, we are supposed to pretend that vulgar pigs like this are in anyway attractive? Fuck that!
It wasn't that long ago that thin women were considered unattractive and unhealthy.
I didn't say thin, I said slim, meaning a nice figure like Cindy Crawford. I was never attracted to the really thin ones like Kate Moss but I'd much rather look at her than this disgusting slob.
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There was a comedian that said she looked like the shit emoji. I think that summed it up well.
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She's a talented musician, but I don't find her attractive at all. The headline was accurate, I was stunned when I first saw the pic.
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:43 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:58 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
Fucking gross. Can we stop pretending that being fat is healthy or beautiful?
Exactly. Men have been attracted to slim, healthy women forever but now, all of a sudden, we are supposed to pretend that vulgar pigs like this are in anyway attractive? Fuck that!
It wasn't that long ago that thin women were considered unattractive and unhealthy.
I didn't say thin, I said slim, meaning a nice figure like Cindy Crawford. I was never attracted to the really thin ones like Kate Moss but I'd much rather look at her than this disgusting slob.
Well, she isn't my cup of tea either. But if she's comfortable with who and what she is, then all the power to her. Who am I to judge?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:20 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:43 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:22 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:58 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:44 pm Image
Fucking gross. Can we stop pretending that being fat is healthy or beautiful?
Exactly. Men have been attracted to slim, healthy women forever but now, all of a sudden, we are supposed to pretend that vulgar pigs like this are in anyway attractive? Fuck that!
It wasn't that long ago that thin women were considered unattractive and unhealthy.
I didn't say thin, I said slim, meaning a nice figure like Cindy Crawford. I was never attracted to the really thin ones like Kate Moss but I'd much rather look at her than this disgusting slob.
Well, she isn't my cup of tea either. But if she's comfortable with who and what she is, then all the power to her. Who am I to judge?
I'll happily judge. She should cover up that disgrace of a body and try a fruit or vegetable once in a while.
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Train victim’s mom slams ‘complete animals’ in bizarre neon leotards who assaulted, robbed NYC teens
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B-Tender wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:15 pm She's a talented musician, but I don't find her attractive at all. The headline was accurate, I was stunned when I first saw the pic.
No she's not.
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Deathproof wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:04 am
B-Tender wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:15 pm She's a talented musician, but I don't find her attractive at all. The headline was accurate, I was stunned when I first saw the pic.
No she's not.
She's pretty talented at making your ears bleed.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:15 am
Deathproof wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:04 am
B-Tender wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:15 pm She's a talented musician, but I don't find her attractive at all. The headline was accurate, I was stunned when I first saw the pic.
No she's not.
She's pretty talented at making your ears bleed.
She's worth more than you'll ever make in ten lifetimes. I'm sure your opinion matters.
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She's a classically trained flautist.
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B-Tender wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:19 am She's a classically trained flautist.
That's good to hear because months ago I saw one of her songs was starting and had never listened to her and decided to give her a listen. Lasted about about 20 seconds "MAKE IT STOP".
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 12:54 am Train victim’s mom slams ‘complete animals’ in bizarre neon leotards who assaulted, robbed NYC teens
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B-Tender wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:19 am She's a classically trained flautist.
That explains a lot. I'm sure her talent with her lips is what got her aa recording contract; that and political correctness
Because it sure wasn't singing talent.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 12:07 pm Image
Every one of those dudes but one has a hot wife or GF. Stupid .
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Gunzen wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 4:06 am
disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 12:07 pm Image
Every one of those dudes but one has a hot wife or GF. Stupid .
Doesn't mean they're satisfied. :lol:
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Ben Shapiro watched the kids whilst his wife went to medical school. He’d bring them by between shifts so she could see them.

She’s a GP now. He probably gets all he wants.
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:57 pm Ben Shapiro watched the kids whilst his wife went to medical school. He’d bring them by between shifts so she could see them.

She’s a GP now. He probably gets all he wants.
And his wife is gonna be really pissed when she finds out! :lol:
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Didn’t consider that. He does travel a lot.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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