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Is that a fucking massage parlor??
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Peter Fitzeasy wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 2:26 pm Is that a fucking massage parlor??
Yes. Howie is eating out a paid sex worker.
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Ewwwwww!
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Getting back on topic...
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 4:02 pm Getting back on topic...
Hey QD, riddle me what superdelegates have to do with democracy.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 4:08 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 4:02 pm Getting back on topic...
Hey QD, riddle me what superdelegates have to do with democracy.
Wrong thread.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 3:01 pm
Peter Fitzeasy wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 2:26 pm Is that a fucking massage parlor??
Yes. Howie is eating out a paid sex worker.
I'm not really one to judge what trips your trigger.. but i must say Howie, that's pretty damn nasty behavior. Aren't you married? Won't your wife let you go down on her for free? If you were banging smoking hot 20 year olds I would understand but these busted up old broads you routinely visit are vile. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 4:08 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 4:02 pm Getting back on topic...
Hey QD, riddle me what superdelegates have to do with democracy.
Am I being set up for a horrible punchline?
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 1:47 am
VisionaryEric wrote: Fri May 03, 2019 7:28 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri May 03, 2019 1:30 am
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This image is exactly what the photos in this thread should be like. Totally innocent yet sexy moment in time...where no one got hurt...someone got a quick glimpse of something only God can create and everyone walked away none the worse for wear. What an enchanting picture this one is!
Maybe you could buy moments like this from women caught in sex trafficking.
Often do....well, sort of. This was just the other day.
Lucy being eaten.jpg
Looking at the chin and neck on that woman makes me wonder if Slap got implants
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Oh, and who the hell is taking the picture?
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sat May 04, 2019 1:47 am
VisionaryEric wrote: Fri May 03, 2019 7:28 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri May 03, 2019 1:30 am
Flumper wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 9:27 pm Image
This image is exactly what the photos in this thread should be like. Totally innocent yet sexy moment in time...where no one got hurt...someone got a quick glimpse of something only God can create and everyone walked away none the worse for wear. What an enchanting picture this one is!
Maybe you could buy moments like this from women caught in sex trafficking.
Often do....well, sort of. This was just the other day.
Lucy being eaten.jpg
Eeeeewwww. That's the most disgusting picture I've seen on UJ/UJR, ever.
And you taking sex trafficking so lightly makes me want to strangle you.
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