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Animal wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:56 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:51 pm Which one of you guys made me sick? Fever, chills, hella body aches, cough. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

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is your chest warm to the touch?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:24 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:56 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:51 pm Which one of you guys made me sick? Fever, chills, hella body aches, cough. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

(biker rejoices)
is your chest warm to the touch?
Aww it's so sweet when you show concern.
i'm a doctor.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:08 pm Hi smart ass bitch, come back to gloat over winning the stock market thread?
Whaaaaa?!
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:50 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:47 am Good to see you back Disco. I have been having issues with my contacts since i got a new prescription. I got hot with the "you should think about bifocals" line.
Contacts? Eff that noise.

On a side note I use those cool things you sent me while ago; the twisted S hook hands my robe and the bottle opener opens a hutch with a broken handle!
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I'm going to be posting pictures of some other projects I've completed lately. There seems to be an opening for resident craftsman now.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:25 pm
Antknot wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:08 pm Hi smart ass bitch, come back to gloat over winning the stock market thread?
Whaaaaa?!
Animal's 11 month old stock market contest thread ended last month. You won easily
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:34 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:25 pm
Antknot wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:08 pm Hi smart ass bitch, come back to gloat over winning the stock market thread?
Whaaaaa?!
Animal's 11 month old stock market contest thread ended last month. You won easily
I just found it. I'm a stock market genius.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.
Ello :wavingyellow:

Hope you had a great holiday!! Happy birthday! Congrats on the 17 days! I should really try that soon just to shake things up and get back on the granola train of eating better instead of letting the shit show of work drive me to the ground.. I swear right now the weekends with the grandson are helping me through all this bullshit.

We had a great Christmas, the grandson is 3 now and this was the first Christmas he knew what was really going on. It was great having him rip things open and so excited, took us back to when the kids were young.

You should see an eye doc for the glasses, a prescription for eye glasses will help you see better while only correcting what you need so you don't experience eye strain which includes "(which have only caused a headache and eye twitching)". Seriously, look into a groupon in your area for an eye exam and pass on buying the glasses from them. Just ask what your pupil center measurement is and walk away. May cost you like 65 bucks.

Take your script to Zenni - https://www.zennioptical.com/

Upload your script, give them the other info, and you get high quality glasses delivered at seriously affordable prices. I have a pair of non-script blue blockers from them as have dry eye and looking at a dual monitor setup for 8 hours a day leaves my eyes almost bleeding but the glasses help. The wife uses them all the time and while our vision insurance is shit, the retail cost makes them affordable so she has multiple pairs to match her mood or outfit.

Good to see you check in!! Dont let the negativity here bring you down, you need to shine! If this place starts to dull that, step back again.. Ill check in now and then for the next update!

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woohooguy wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:40 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.
Ello :wavingyellow:

Hope you had a great holiday!! Happy birthday! Congrats on the 17 days! I should really try that soon just to shake things up and get back on the granola train of eating better instead of letting the shit show of work drive me to the ground.. I swear right now the weekends with the grandson are helping me through all this bullshit.

We had a great Christmas, the grandson is 3 now and this was the first Christmas he knew what was really going on. It was great having him rip things open and so excited, took us back to when the kids were young.

You should see an eye doc for the glasses, a prescription for eye glasses will help you see better while only correcting what you need so you don't experience eye strain which includes "(which have only caused a headache and eye twitching)". Seriously, look into a groupon in your area for an eye exam and pass on buying the glasses from them. Just ask what your pupil center measurement is and walk away. May cost you like 65 bucks.

Take your script to Zenni - https://www.zennioptical.com/

Upload your script, give them the other info, and you get high quality glasses delivered at seriously affordable prices. I have a pair of non-script blue blockers from them as have dry eye and looking at a dual monitor setup for 8 hours a day leaves my eyes almost bleeding but the glasses help. The wife uses them all the time and while our vision insurance is shit, the retail cost makes them affordable so she has multiple pairs to match her mood or outfit.

Good to see you check in!! Dont let the negativity here bring you down, you need to shine! If this place starts to dull that, step back again.. Ill check in now and then for the next update!

;)
🥺 thank you. I love the way you describe your grandson, it sounds like so much fun!!

Currently day 20 without booze. Without going into any detail that would be used to burn me in the future; it was the best idea in the world. I'm good with finishing "projects" so it's not been a problem at all (after the first week) lol. I'm excited. My skin looks incredible already and I'm sleeping better yafa Yada.

And see... You're the only one who gets why I bounce outta here lol or "throw irrational fits" and leave :lol:
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ngl- the nsfw roped me in. Disappointed ☹️
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.
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Cyberhonky wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:05 am ngl- the nsfw roped me in. Disappointed ☹️
Aggghh! Sorry hehehe. It should be noted that there will be absolutely zero NSFW pics posted ever... ever... ever again :)



Ever.

Good to see you though!! How's your hand been??
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:02 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.
you won the stock picking contest
FTFY
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:26 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:02 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.
you won the stock picking contest
FTFY
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:26 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:05 am ngl- the nsfw roped me in. Disappointed ☹️
Aggghh! Sorry hehehe. It should be noted that there will be absolutely zero NSFW pics posted ever... ever... ever again :)



Ever.

Good to see you though!! How's your hand been??
:D I'm sure I'll live. The hand healed alright, not ideal, but workable 👍
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I'm up early.
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Omg Velveeta would lose his mind!!

I taught him to fetch recently! Which makes him the 3rd cast I've taught. He's by far the best. He will drop the ball of paper in my hand ☺☺☺
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:40 am Omg Velveeta would lose his mind!!

I taught him to fetch recently! Which makes him the 3rd cast I've taught. He's by far the best. He will drop the ball of paper in my hand ☺☺☺
Is Velveeta your pet name for cheezy?
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 3:12 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:40 am Omg Velveeta would lose his mind!!

I taught him to fetch recently! Which makes him the 3rd cast I've taught. He's by far the best. He will drop the ball of paper in my hand ☺☺☺
Is Velveeta your pet name for cheezy?
Velveeta Jones, Aka Velvitza Pizza

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Here in Arizona, that cat is close to being owl proof.
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Biker wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:02 am Here in Arizona, that cat is close to being owl proof.
Because of the fluff?
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stonedmegman wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 1:39 am Image
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