What's new fellas? NSFW

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disco.moon wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:40 am
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:02 am Here in Arizona, that cat is close to being owl proof.
Because of the fluff?
Yeah, makes her look bigger than she really is
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Biker wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 5:22 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 2:40 am
Biker wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:02 am Here in Arizona, that cat is close to being owl proof.
Because of the fluff?
Yeah, makes her look bigger than she really is
Ahh I see. Velveeta is huge. He was only born in June and he's bigger than my other 35 cats ;) but legit he's part Maine coon, he will stand on his hind legs and stretch his paws all the way up to my belly!
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 11:54 am
:lol: :lol: those are hilarious. I love the song one. So. Many. Songs. I have 4 cats and about 150 songs lol. My newest hit is "cheese man" for Velveeta and "buttery girl" about an adorable American buttery cat (for Butters).
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.
That was my only reason for opening this thread.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Jan 24, 2023 12:22 pm
Now there's the lowest common denominator.

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 1:09 pm
That girl's a genius.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:23 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2023 1:09 pm
That girl's a genius.
That bitch be trippin
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I thought you all would get a laugh at me today....
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I have a nose ring stuck in my right nostril and I'm waiting on my BF to come cut it out. :|
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thank goodness you didn't stick it in the wrong nostril.
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I feel like a retard! Thank God I work from home lol. The gauge was a skoshe bigger than my usual one and because it's a heart, the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.

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OMFG I JUST GOT IT OUT 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 IN SO HAPPY!! y'all it was in there for like 3 hours!! I had success by smearing the inside with Vaseline and I didn't look in the mirror. I guided it out by hand. Holy shit. I thought I was gonna have to go to the ER lol
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That just sounds painful. My youngest just got her bridge pierced, all I can do is shake my head. It'll take her hours to get through a metal detector.
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I guess (kinda) I can see the allure of tats (Not really), but piercings seem so pointless.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:01 pm I guess (kinda) I can see the allure of tats (Not really), but piercings seem so pointless.
The point? Duh! The point is that it shows they aren't afraid of pain and they are tough.
the hinge is actually inside the hole - so it hurts like a bitch to move it around. I tried wire cutters but I'm too scared of cutting my nose.
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Blast wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:22 pm That just sounds painful. My youngest just got her bridge pierced, all I can do is shake my head. It'll take her hours to get through a metal detector.
It was tight because of being bigger, but not necessarily painful. It's a little sore now. The airport thing is a myth, piercings are so small they don't register. But they definitely show up in the xray machine, I've seen em lol
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:01 pm I guess (kinda) I can see the allure of tats (Not really), but piercings seem so pointless.
Just the look, like tattoos. I have had many piercings but the noise one is just easy to change out or hide or remove. I've had my eyebrow done twice in my 20s, belly button was first, nipples, tongue, and a very brief beauty mark. That was a horrible idea lol!
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