LOLZ (NSFW)

[stonedmegman]

[disco.moon]

Yeah but how do we really know that's Aushwitz...or a girl?

Its definitely Auschwitz

I sent you the reason why I said that.... and a lil treat

[Biker]

[saltydog]

Your parents must be proud.

[CHEEZY17]

Your parents must be proud.

If thats real there is simply no way mental illness isn't present. And fuck anyone who tries to claim this is "normal". This person needs help.

[Biker]

Your parents must be proud.

If thats real there is simply no way mental illness isn't present. And fuck anyone who tries to claim this is "normal". This person needs help.

I blame Instagram and TikTok for the rise in cluster B, narcissistic personality disorders

[BigChiefin]

Please tell me that's a filter. If not, as has already been pointed out, this person is mentally ill. The doctor performing these procedures should lose his or her license and be subject to malpractice suits.

[Bluespruce1964]

Yeah but how do we really know that's Aushwitz...or a girl?

Its definitely Auschwitz

I sent you the reason why I said that.... and a lil treat

What on God’s green earth does it take to get a treat around here?

[disco.moon]

Yeah but how do we really know that's Aushwitz...or a girl?

Its definitely Auschwitz

I sent you the reason why I said that.... and a lil treat

What on God’s green earth does it take to get a treat around here?

Ha. It was a poorly timed joke.

[nerd_alert]

Please tell me that's a filter. If not, as has already been pointed out, this person is mentally ill. The doctor performing these procedures should lose his or her license and be subject to malpractice suits.

Lol, and you guys seem to be overlooking the fact the nose has no nostrils.

I think its actually a mask

https://www.tiktok.com/@weirdoluis/vide ... 6743468293

[pork]

must be one of howies sex trafficked hookers

[CentralTexasCrude]

why is there no 2nd set of tracks merging into the other set?

Jewish imports must have been slow that week.

[stonedmegman]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Homebrew]

[Bluespruce1964]

[BigChiefin]

[MalcoveMagnesia]

[jsdspif]

My family had an inground pool. This is back in like 1968. There were 3 families in our school system that had built in pools back then and most families were very low income so at school kids would always say "they're rich,they have an inground pool". Now the school system is huge. In this area property assesments just arrived and everyone's went up 20% if no improvements were made,more if improvements were made. What sucks is they built 600 300,000 + homes a mile down the road and they're building 300 more and they say that's one reason assesments went up because property values have gone up because of that development and just basic "the cost of everything is up" . Now many families in the system are wealthy. We have massive schools and you drive thru the highschool and there's all these 50,000 + cars.
Anyway,back to our pool when I was about 10 I bought a sign at spencer gifts and it said "welcome to our ool.Notice there is no P in it.Please keep it that way". So I put that on the fence door. A day or so later my mom had some of her friends over for a little pool party and one lady went out there and laughed ,"where did you get this" my mom went and looked and she wasn't happy. She took the sign and burnt it.

[jsdspif]

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled they gave me some kind of pills and a shot. I was in heaven. I was 17 or so and I was trying to fight it and keep that buzz. Then they came and woke me up,lead me to the chair.I was extremely fucked up. To give a better idea of how fucked up i was the dentist came in and asked"are you ready to have your teeth out?" he could have said "are you ready to have your dick cut off?" and I would have said "hell yeah!". As far as the "YMCA" i see people do it all the time at the rollerrink.They usually do it once if not twice every session. Big crowd pleaser.
If she's 18 or older,I'm interested in seeing what her body looks like. It looks like maybe she's hot? Her eyebrows look fairly light colored,I'm curious if the "carpet matches the drapes"?

[nerd_alert]

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled they gave me some kind of pills and a shot. I was in heaven. I was 17 or so and I was trying to fight it and keep that buzz. Then they came and woke me up,lead me to the chair.I was extremely fucked up. To give a better idea of how fucked up i was the dentist came in and asked"are you ready to have your teeth out?" he could have said "are you ready to have your dick cut off?" and I would have said "hell yeah!". As far as the "YMCA" i see people do it all the time at the rollerrink.They usually do it once if not twice every session. Big crowd pleaser.
If she's 18 or older,I'm interested in seeing what her body looks like. It looks like maybe she's hot? Her eyebrows look fairly light colored,I'm curious if the "carpet matches the drapes"?

Lucky you. When I was getting braces, I think I was 17, had go to an oral surgeon. Had 8 teeth pulled. 4 embedded wisdom teeth & the 4 teeth behind my incisors. It all started out easy enough. I sat in the seat and they gave me like a little shot glass of something. It was horrible, smelled and tasted like swamp water Then they to hold onto this little, sort of kidney bean shaped stainless steel tray. Then the Dr shot me up with a ton of Novocaine .
Then the yanking started. He would throw the pulled teeth into the tray. Reminded of the old westerns and them spitting into the spittoons. "Ka-pling, ka-pling". When he got to the wisdom teeth, he used the coarsest drill bit possible and ground down the crown. Jesus, my whole head rattled. Then he pulled the various roots out. "Ka-pling, ka-pling".

He had started on the left side and by the time he got to the right side, the Novocaine was starting to wear off. He started yanking on the lower jaw tooth and it hurt like hell. I actually grabbed his arm and told him to stop. He gave me some more shots and got that tooth out. The last tooth was the worst, Top jaw, right side, tooth behind the incisor. He just pulled and pulled. It would not come out. He was even telling me, "Pull back, man!" Jesus Christ.!

By the time it was over, I was so worn out. My Mom just took me home and gave me a big bowl of ice cream. I finished it, placed it on my knee, and promptly fell asleep. When I woke up, the dang bowl was still on my knee, lol, I must not have moved at all. At that point, I went up to the bathroom and pulled out the wadding in my mouth because it was soaded with blood and gross.

Luckily, I didn't swell up too much. Had a bit of bruising the next couple of days.

[disco.moon]

their comedic timing is spot on.

[disco.moon]

My family had an inground pool. This is back in like 1968. There were 3 families in our school system that had built in pools back then and most families were very low income so at school kids would always say "they're rich,they have an inground pool". Now the school system is huge. In this area property assesments just arrived and everyone's went up 20% if no improvements were made,more if improvements were made. What sucks is they built 600 300,000 + homes a mile down the road and they're building 300 more and they say that's one reason assesments went up because property values have gone up because of that development and just basic "the cost of everything is up" . Now many families in the system are wealthy. We have massive schools and you drive thru the highschool and there's all these 50,000 + cars.
Anyway,back to our pool when I was about 10 I bought a sign at spencer gifts and it said "welcome to our ool.Notice there is no P in it.Please keep it that way". So I put that on the fence door. A day or so later my mom had some of her friends over for a little pool party and one lady went out there and laughed ,"where did you get this" my mom went and looked and she wasn't happy. She took the sign and burnt it.

Lol! A neighbor growing up had a sign that read "Please do not pee in our pool, we do not swim in your toilet"

[disco.moon]

Lucky you. When I was getting braces, I think I was 17, had go to an oral surgeon. Had 8 teeth pulled. 4 embedded wisdom teeth & the 4 teeth behind my incisors. It all started out easy enough. I sat in the seat and they gave me like a little shot glass of something. It was horrible, smelled and tasted like swamp water Then they to hold onto this little, sort of kidney bean shaped stainless steel tray. Then the Dr shot me up with a ton of Novocaine .
Then the yanking started. He would throw the pulled teeth into the tray. Reminded of the old westerns and them spitting into the spittoons. "Ka-pling, ka-pling". When he got to the wisdom teeth, he used the coarsest drill bit possible and ground down the crown. Jesus, my whole head rattled. Then he pulled the various roots out. "Ka-pling, ka-pling".

He had started on the left side and by the time he got to the right side, the Novocaine was starting to wear off. He started yanking on the lower jaw tooth and it hurt like hell. I actually grabbed his arm and told him to stop. He gave me some more shots and got that tooth out. The last tooth was the worst, Top jaw, right side, tooth behind the incisor. He just pulled and pulled. It would not come out. He was even telling me, "Pull back, man!" Jesus Christ.!

By the time it was over, I was so worn out. My Mom just took me home and gave me a big bowl of ice cream. I finished it, placed it on my knee, and promptly fell asleep. When I woke up, the dang bowl was still on my knee, lol, I must not have moved at all. At that point, I went up to the bathroom and pulled out the wadding in my mouth because it was soaded with blood and gross.

Luckily, I didn't swell up too much. Had a bit of bruising the next couple of days.

FFS!! that sounds awful. I had extensive orthodontics also. I had to wear bottom braces for a whole year before getting the top. Wore head gear at night, rubber bands for about 3 years. After I got them removed I had nightmares for about 5 years that I was still at the orthodontist getting them tightened.