Jokes for Disco

[Bluespruce1964]

I have been having sex with Disco Moon for a while now and she was not having any orgasms.

I called Animal and told him about my problem and he said "Look its probably just too hot in the bedroom. What you need is someone to waft a towel over her while you are having sex."

"Great idea! Will you help me out, I asked?"

The next day Disco and I are going at it and Animal is wafting a towel, but after 30 minutes, Disco still hadn't cum.

Animal says "look this isn't working, let's switch places"

So I grabbed the towel and Animal starts making love to Disco and she is moaning and and her toes are curling and suddenly she starts shuddering with an orgasm.

"Ha, Mother Fucker!" I said. "That's how you waft a fucking towel!"

[Bluespruce1964]

I went to see Dr. Disco to get my sperm count checked and she said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day I reappeared at Doctor Disco's office and gave her the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

Doctor Disco asked, what happened and I had to explain.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my girlfriend for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

Disco looked shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

I replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

[Bluespruce1964]

I asked Disco if she wanted an Australian Kiss.

"what's that?" she asked.

"Its like a french kiss, but down under"

[Bluespruce1964]

Disco asks her BF to fix the fridge.
He replies "What am I, a repairman?"

So she got their neighbor to fix it. She tells her BF "It's fixed. Our neighbor said he would fix it if I either slept with him or baked him a pie."

BF laughs and asks "So what kind of pie did you bake him?"

Disco replies "What am I, a baker?"

[disco.moon]

[Bluespruce1964]

Cheering you up!

[CentralTexasCrude]

Shows what you don't know. Animal would never rush in and start making love to Disco. He would sketch and figure out all the sex angles first.

[disco.moon]

Shows what you don't know. Animal would never rush in and start making love to Disco.

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[disco.moon]

Cheering you up!

I'm cheered sugar

[Cyberhonky]

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[Homebrew]

Am I the only one creeped out by this?

[Deathproof]

So it's just taking old jokes and inserting Disco's name? Okay, let me try.


So, the other day, I'm jackhammering Disco from behind, as one does, and just before I pull out and empty my balls all over her back, she says to me "Why do you always shoot it on my back?"

So I says, "Because your face doesn't appeal to me."



No, Homebrew is right. This is dumb. There's nothing clever about it. You can take anyone's name and put it there and it doesn't make any difference. It could've been JCW, ButtUnit, Evv... fuck, it could've been a third-person one where Slap is talking to one of the men who fuck him. This is a dumb practice.

[disco.moon]

Am I the only one creeped out by this?

No.

[disco.moon]

Dammit i had something for this but I posted the wrong one. M really bad at internet sometimes :/

[CentralTexasCrude]

Am I the only one creeped out by this?

No.

Agreed but it sure does wonders for my torso dream fantasies.

[Blast]

^ thereI give you the biggest joke in this thread.

[CentralTexasCrude]

^ thereI give you the biggest joke in this thread.

What insurance deductible do you have for that lug head of yours?

[stonedmegman]

[Bluespruce1964]

did you hear about the guy who claimed he had no butthole?


he's full of shit.

[disco.moon]

My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping
He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.

In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….

But now is the winter of our disco tent.

[Cyberhonky]

Q.what do you call a gender fluid whos lactose intolerant?

A. non buy dairy

[CentralTexasCrude]

My dad owns 4 tents which he uses for camping
He uses all 4 at different times of the year, and each one is based on 1 of 4 different musical genres.

In spring he uses the jazz tent, in summer he uses the pop tent, in autumn he uses the classical tent….

But now is the winter of our disco tent.

Boo

[disco.moon]

True story time I'll make it like jsdspif. Many years ago when I found the new ujr page I couldn't think of a new nic I only know I didn't want the old one and I was at a loss so I looked around my room and this is how it happened now is the perfect time of year to see it thanks have a great night disco passes the stick

[Bluespruce1964]

True story time I'll make it like jsdspif. Many years ago when I found the new ujr page I couldn't think of a new nic I only know I didn't want the old one and I was at a loss so I looked around my room and this is how it happened now is the perfect time of year to see it thanks have a great night disco passes the stick

[Bluespruce1964]