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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:33 pm
Biker wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:28 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 11:49 am I read this earlier on my Farmers Almanac Calendar

"He that will not be ruled by the rudder must be ruled by the rock" Cornish proverb
Just so you know, Cornish means the region of southwest England, not the adjective ‘corny’
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Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.

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Patience is the necessary ingredient of genius.
Benjamin Desraeli- English politician.

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Who wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:17 pm "Nothing is as amazing as watching ignorance in action"

unknown
Shortened up, that could be CTC's new title! :think:
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"If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"

• "We made too many wrong mistakes."

• "Pie a la mode, with ice cream."

• "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."

• "You tell the stupidest questions."

• "Never answer an anonymous letter."

• On the great Sandy Koufax: "I can see how he won 25 games. What I don't understand is how he lost five."

• On lining up for a Spring Training drill: "Pair 'em up in threes."

• On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."

• The recording heard on the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center's phone: "This message won't be over 'til it's done."

• "In baseball, you don't know nothing."

• On being honored in his hometown of St. Louis during his rookie season: "I want to thank everybody for making this day necessary."
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:47 am "If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"

• "We made too many wrong mistakes."

• "Pie a la mode, with ice cream."

• "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."

• "You tell the stupidest questions."

• "Never answer an anonymous letter."

• On the great Sandy Koufax: "I can see how he won 25 games. What I don't understand is how he lost five."

• On lining up for a Spring Training drill: "Pair 'em up in threes."

• On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."

• The recording heard on the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center's phone: "This message won't be over 'til it's done."

• "In baseball, you don't know nothing."

• On being honored in his hometown of St. Louis during his rookie season: "I want to thank everybody for making this day necessary."
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Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."
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100% true. In the last 10 years I've healed a ton 🤗


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Don't pull a loose thread, cut it.

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BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Apr 01, 2023 2:54 pm "Do not walk in front of me, I will not follow. Do not walk behind me, I will not lead. Do not walk beside me. Just leave me alone."

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:lol: :lol: love it.
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some people are so poor, they only have money
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Who wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:17 pm "Nothing is as amazing as watching ignorance in action"

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Now you know why we like seeing your posts.
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Only you can make you happy

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"No matter where you go...there you are."

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"fuck the seahawks!" this is also interchangeable with the cowboys.

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pork wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:56 pm "fuck the seahawks!" this is also interchangeable with the cowboys.

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hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:57 pm
pork wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:56 pm "fuck the seahawks!" this is also interchangeable with the cowboys.

Sincerely,

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pork wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:58 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:57 pm
pork wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:56 pm "fuck the seahawks!" this is also interchangeable with the cowboys.

Sincerely,

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Of course, looking forward to your QB1 decisions.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 4:30 pm
pork wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:58 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:57 pm
pork wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:56 pm "fuck the seahawks!" this is also interchangeable with the cowboys.

Sincerely,

the 9er nation
Enjoy third place
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Of course, looking forward to your QB1 decisions.
my guess is that it will be trey lance. i have had similar surgeries to purdey and the last one was almost 3 years ago and i am just now able to use it without a lot of pain. it was a complete tommy john surgery which may be a little more complex...i don't know. it may be easier at 25 instead of 50.
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