Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!

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Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!

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Where is she?
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Animal wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 3:46 pmWhere is she?
Busy getting her life in order? Seems like that would keep her busy enough.
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I see her updates on FB - that new baby girl is effin squishily adorable.
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Sent her a personal email. :)
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I sent her a hand written note along with a birthday card
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Probably still paying back that lawnmower she broke.
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Happy
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Biker wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 7:57 pm I sent her a hand written note along with a birthday card
:lol:

I sent a pigeon with a rolled up note which only reads "BIRTHDAY"
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:07 am
Biker wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 7:57 pm I sent her a hand written note along with a birthday card
:lol:

I sent a pigeon with a rolled up note which only reads "BIRTHDAY"
I sent a box of chocolate covered almonds with all the chocolate licked off and no note.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 14, 2023 12:07 am
Biker wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 7:57 pm I sent her a hand written note along with a birthday card
:lol:

I sent a pigeon with a rolled up note which only reads "BIRTHDAY"
😂😂😂
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
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Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:56 am
Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
Ev doesn't like doing laundry.
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stonedmegman wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 5:46 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:56 am
Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
Ev doesn't like doing laundry.
No, she doesn't like ass play.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:56 am
Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
You looking to deliver??
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Slappy7 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 1:06 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:56 am
Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
You looking to deliver??
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Slappy7 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 1:06 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:56 am
Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
You looking to deliver??
What's up daddy
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Geist wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 2:19 am
Slappy7 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 1:06 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 17, 2023 11:56 am
Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
You still get deliveries?!
You looking to deliver??
What's up daddy
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!

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Thank you everyone 💗💗💗
Sorry I don’t pop in more often I’ve just been loving this life of mine and spending not much time in the digital world.

I ended up buying my brother a new mower and took the one I had to get repaired…which works fine but is guilt free 😂
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed Jun 14, 2023 12:51 pm Thank you everyone 💗💗💗
Sorry I don’t pop in more often I’ve just been loving this life of mine and spending not much time in the digital world.

I ended up buying my brother a new mower and took the one I had to get repaired…which works fine but is guilt free 😂
I knew it. See post #6
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 7:58 pm Probably still paying back that lawnmower she broke.
Lmao nah
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Be the wave that I am and then
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 5:44 pm I see her updates on FB - that new baby girl is effin squishily adorable.
Thannnnk you! 😘😘😘
I fuckin love that baby so damn much. I look at her and cry it’s so dumb 😂
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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BigRedRetard wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 2:07 pm I wonder how her boyfriend is doing? Is he still messed up from that work related accident?
He’s still dealing with pain but he’s upright again thankfully.
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Slappy7 wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 9:03 am Her panties are as delightful as ever. 😎
Lmao!
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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