NEW GAME: If you could only pick one stock for 2023

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Re: NEW GAME: If you could only pick one stock for 2023

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Salty and his WWE! :lol:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:30 am Salty and his WWE! :lol:
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I wanted to sell twice and was prevented.
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:?:
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saltydog wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 3:29 pm:?:
Yep
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Ranking as of …........................ 5/4/2023 13:38 …................. Change
Player Stock Value ROR
Geist …......... NVDA …......... $13,951.55 …......... 39.52%
SaltyDog …......... WWE …......... $12,536.42 …......... 25.36%
Disco …......... GIS …......... $11,434.26 …......... 14.34%
RD …......... MRK …......... $10,962.89 …......... 9.63%
S&P 500 Index …......... ^GSPC …......... $10,230.53 …......... 2.31%
Hawkfan …......... AMZN …......... $10,155.07 …......... 1.55%
B Tender …......... SNOW …......... $9,772.37 …......... -2.28%
Charliesheen …......... COST …......... $9,616.26 …......... -3.84%
Antknot …......... TSLA …......... $9,299.55 …......... -7.00%
Bluespruce …......... BA …......... $9,243.83 …......... -7.56%
CTC …......... KMI …......... $9,120.55 …......... -8.79%
Cheezy …......... NFLX …......... $9,073.94 …......... -9.26%
Animal …......... ADM …......... $8,959.39 …......... -10.41%
PeteRoseHC …......... CALM …......... $8,448.82 …......... -15.51%
Biker …......... BLK …......... $8,390.10 …......... -16.10%
HighnDry …......... BURL …......... $7,951.31 …......... -20.49%
Porky …......... SQQQ …......... $7,765.53 …......... -22.34%
Rule34 …......... NTR …......... $7,763.17 …......... -22.37%
Hyperv12 …......... ROOT …......... $6,650.54 …......... -33.49%
Stonedmegman …......... JRVMF …......... $3,657.89 …......... -63.42%
UJR Mutual Fund ..DOWN…....... $(15,246.53) …......... -8.02%
* UJR Mutual Fund is what the group is doing as a whole
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I think these members of Congress use the "debt ceiling" to play with the stock market and capitalize on stock price changes. This happens every time. The Dow Jones tanks because of all of the looming stories about "what will happen to the US if we default on our debt". It lingers right up until the last possible moment and then "bang" they settle it, modify the debt ceiling and pass a budget the the Dow Jones soars 500+ pts on the news.
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Fuck. Would you people start using more energy.
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Re: NEW GAME: If you could only pick one stock for 2023

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i think people are burning Cheerios in their furnaces in the northeast.
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Animal wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 6:40 pm Ranking as of …........................ 5/4/2023 13:38 …................. Change
Player Stock Value ROR
Geist …......... NVDA …......... $13,951.55 …......... 39.52%
SaltyDog …......... WWE …......... $12,536.42 …......... 25.36%
Disco …......... GIS …......... $11,434.26 …......... 14.34%
RD …......... MRK …......... $10,962.89 …......... 9.63%
S&P 500 Index …......... ^GSPC …......... $10,230.53 …......... 2.31%
Hawkfan …......... AMZN …......... $10,155.07 …......... 1.55%
B Tender …......... SNOW …......... $9,772.37 …......... -2.28%
Charliesheen …......... COST …......... $9,616.26 …......... -3.84%
Antknot …......... TSLA …......... $9,299.55 …......... -7.00%
Bluespruce …......... BA …......... $9,243.83 …......... -7.56%
CTC …......... KMI …......... $9,120.55 …......... -8.79%
Cheezy …......... NFLX …......... $9,073.94 …......... -9.26%
Animal …......... ADM …......... $8,959.39 …......... -10.41%
PeteRoseHC …......... CALM …......... $8,448.82 …......... -15.51%
Biker …......... BLK …......... $8,390.10 …......... -16.10%
HighnDry …......... BURL …......... $7,951.31 …......... -20.49%
Porky …......... SQQQ …......... $7,765.53 …......... -22.34%
Rule34 …......... NTR …......... $7,763.17 …......... -22.37%
Hyperv12 …......... ROOT …......... $6,650.54 …......... -33.49%
Stonedmegman …......... JRVMF …......... $3,657.89 …......... -63.42%
UJR Mutual Fund ..DOWN…....... $(15,246.53) …......... -8.02%
* UJR Mutual Fund is what the group is doing as a whole
Did Nvidia put out some sort of new graphics card that sucks your cock while you're doing incel stuff?
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Re: NEW GAME: If you could only pick one stock for 2023

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Buy JRVFM if your thing is to buy low. :lol:
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Animal wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 7:01 pm i think people are burning Cheerios in their furnaces in the northeast.
Poor people buy cereal and there are lots of poor people.
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Hey, my pick is in the black now. Woohoo! Especially since I own it in real life.
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Everybody needs to remember where you were today. You got into some schmuck contest and some schmuck dude picked a company that most of you had never heard of. These type of days don't happen very often. I am going to post the standing of the game as of the close of the market yesterday. Then after it opens today and we see what happens, I will post it again with today's close.


Ranking as of …........................ 5/25/2023 7:47 …................. Change
Player Stock Value ROR
Geist …......... NVDA …......... $15,508.60 …......... 55.09%
SaltyDog …......... WWE …......... $12,093.55 …......... 20.94%
Hawkfan …......... AMZN …......... $11,386.91 …......... 13.87%
B Tender …......... SNOW …......... $11,169.69 …......... 11.70%
Disco …......... GIS …......... $10,913.41 …......... 9.13%
RD …......... MRK …......... $10,619.81 …......... 6.20%
Antknot …......... TSLA …......... $10,518.14 …......... 5.18%
S&P 500 Index …......... ^GSPC …......... $10,358.88 …......... 3.59%
Cheezy …......... NFLX …......... $10,310.59 …......... 3.11%
Charliesheen …......... COST …......... $9,497.34 …......... -5.03%
Bluespruce …......... BA …......... $9,394.64 …......... -6.05%
CTC …......... KMI …......... $9,041.10 …......... -9.59%
Animal …......... ADM …......... $8,804.69 …......... -11.95%
Biker …......... BLK …......... $8,690.21 …......... -13.10%
PeteRoseHC …......... CALM …......... $8,414.00 …......... -15.86%
HighnDry …......... BURL …......... $7,256.53 …......... -27.43%
Rule34 …......... NTR …......... $7,019.59 …......... -29.80%
Porky …......... SQQQ …......... $6,760.46 …......... -32.40%
Hyperv12 …......... ROOT …......... $6,103.54 …......... -38.96%
Stonedmegman …......... JRVMF …......... $3,347.37 …......... -66.53%
UJR Mutual Fund ..DOWN…....... $(13,149.82) …......... -6.92%
* UJR Mutual Fund is what the group is doing as a whole
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I'm more excited for the close :layrubber:
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How high could it possibly go???
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 2:07 pm How high could it possibly go???
I think its over $1 trillion in value at this point, so I doubt much more for today.
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Nvidia has been a big player for a while. I hope Geist owns some in real life.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu May 04, 2023 7:56 pm Did Nvidia put out some sort of new graphics card that sucks your cock while you're doing incel stuff?
Turns out I wasn't that far off. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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B-Tender wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 2:36 pm Nvidia has been a big player for a while. I hope Geist owns some in real life.
I'm kicking myself for only picking up 10 shares.
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Geist wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 3:39 pm
B-Tender wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 2:36 pm Nvidia has been a big player for a while. I hope Geist owns some in real life.
I'm kicking myself for only picking up 10 shares.
I am kicking myself for buying Merck instead. and its up over 6% already. It had a dividend. :roll:
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Will one of you pm me how to add the cereal stock to my Fidelity work investments blah blah? Idk what to do.
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My largest mutual fund is 29% NVIDIA and 9% MARVEL. Finally caught a break.
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Animal wrote: Thu May 25, 2023 12:49 pmI am going to post the standing of the game as of the close of the market yesterday. Then after it opens today and we see what happens, I will post it again with today's close.
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