Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
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Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Where is she?
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
I see her updates on FB - that new baby girl is effin squishily adorable.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Sent her a personal email.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
I sent her a hand written note along with a birthday card
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Probably still paying back that lawnmower she broke.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
I sent a box of chocolate covered almonds with all the chocolate licked off and no note.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 12:07 am
I sent a pigeon with a rolled up note which only reads "BIRTHDAY"
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 12:07 am
I sent a pigeon with a rolled up note which only reads "BIRTHDAY"
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Her panties are as delightful as ever.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Ev doesn't like doing laundry.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
No, she doesn't like ass play.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 5:46 pmEv doesn't like doing laundry.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
You looking to deliver??
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Thank you everyone
Sorry I don’t pop in more often I’ve just been loving this life of mine and spending not much time in the digital world.
I ended up buying my brother a new mower and took the one I had to get repaired…which works fine but is guilt free
Sorry I don’t pop in more often I’ve just been loving this life of mine and spending not much time in the digital world.
I ended up buying my brother a new mower and took the one I had to get repaired…which works fine but is guilt free
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
I knew it. See post #6Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2023 12:51 pm Thank you everyone
Sorry I don’t pop in more often I’ve just been loving this life of mine and spending not much time in the digital world.
I ended up buying my brother a new mower and took the one I had to get repaired…which works fine but is guilt free
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Lmao nahCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 7:58 pm Probably still paying back that lawnmower she broke.
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
Thannnnk you!disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 5:44 pm I see her updates on FB - that new baby girl is effin squishily adorable.
I fuckin love that baby so damn much. I look at her and cry it’s so dumb
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
He’s still dealing with pain but he’s upright again thankfully.BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 2:07 pm I wonder how her boyfriend is doing? Is he still messed up from that work related accident?
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Re: Happy Birthday to Evvan!!!
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean