Mexican researchers unveil 'alien' remains before Congress

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Biker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 2:45 pm
damn, Steven Speilberg got it right on the money.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:17 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 2:45 pm
damn, Steven Speilberg got it right on the money.
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i always thought those Mexicans would catch a live Chupacabra before they found a real space alien.
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I feel like I could comment based on the fact that I watched Narcos:Mexico and can form this opinion.

Rafa probably did something dumb.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 5:54 pm I feel like I could comment based on the fact that I watched Narcos:Mexico and can form this opinion.

Rafa probably did something dumb.
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I bet those Alien skeletons would look more life like if they were made of mashed potatoes
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:47 pm I bet those Alien skeletons would look more life like if they were made of mashed potatoes
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:50 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:47 pm I bet those Alien skeletons would look more life like if they were made of mashed potatoes
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I thinly bailed reference to close encounters the movie. Where Richard Dreyfuss’s character makes a model of devils tower out of mashed potatoes.
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Geist wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:25 pm
So it was either a drunk retard or a newborn dwarf?
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:52 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:50 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 9:47 pm I bet those Alien skeletons would look more life like if they were made of mashed potatoes
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I thinly bailed reference to close encounters the movie. Where Richard Dreyfuss’s character makes a model of devils tower out of mashed potatoes.
Hey. Animal did the exact same thing yesterday
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*veiled
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saltydog wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:13 pm*veiled
Voice to text. And it wasn’t important enough for me to edit it before I hit submit just like this one isn’t.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:31 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:13 pm*veiled
Voice to text. And it wasn’t important enough for me to edit it before I hit submit just like this one isn’t.
Ain't technology grand?
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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:33 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 12:31 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:13 pm*veiled
Voice to text. And it wasn’t important enough for me to edit it before I hit submit just like this one isn’t.
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Beats what I get with my fat fingers on my iPhone.
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Disturbing 'truth' behind 'alien bodies' unveiled to Mexican government after they were x-rayed

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If scientists aren't able to ask the alien or its parents, then how would they ever be able to figure out its sex?
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