If you are wondering why these millennials are angry virgins..

[woohooguy]

What the fuck, they throw this big titty DRESSED bitch their allowance to lick a silicone ear.

To quote "Demolition Man" - "I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener"

Yup.

https://tinyurl.com/2s9dxtfe if video wont load

[CentralTexasCrude]

Well to be honest, our generation did it with some stranger OVER THE PHONE