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Biker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 3:23 pm Image
Ok...ask for a BJ then...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Ricrude wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 1:27 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:51 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:18 pm Image
What am I missing here?

Why would a New York cab only accept cash in 2008?

Play what?
Make sure the questions come fast between contractions!
I'm thinking when he stops at the end to pay you and then offers double or nothing, you may have pushed your luck on the timing
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Biker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 9:16 pm Image
$$$
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I'm up early.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:25 pm Image
As long as those other 2 are female that dude is having a good time.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Well played, Eagles fans... well played.

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Ricrude wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 12:04 pm
:lol: 🤣
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2023 3:59 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 12:04 pm
:lol: 🤣
$$$$$
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I went out dressed as a chicken last night and met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: It was the chicken.

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