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How many trick or treaters did you have visit last night?

We probably had around 150 or so. Nice, quiet, sleepy neighborhood with not a lot of distance between houses.

We're also about a mile or two away from a fairly urban community so there were a lot of out of town kids dropped off throughout the evening.

A fun time was had by all.
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according to our security cameras we had 4. we left a box of candy out and the last guy dumped the entire thing in his bag. fuck halloween
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Zero
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Zero. Left a bowl outside and it got covered with snow.
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One.
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None here. Lived in this old neighborhood for 23 years, only ever had one T/Ter the whole time.

Just gave them a $5 bill. That was about ten years ago. Never have seen another since.
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Five, four are still in the basement.
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We got over 3 inches of snow last night yet still had 2 during the blizzard.
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A dozen or so, but it's was on Saturday. A bunch of people on my block don't give out candy so it frequently gets skipped. The kids that did stop by got a solid handful, and adults in costumes got a shot of jager.
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25 or so
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Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups
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there is a spree. i tell you.
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None...most of the kids in our area go to the sponsored trunk or treat events by the churches or local constabulary.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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