Jokes for Disco

[Bluespruce1964]

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, Anglesey on it's way to Rhosllannerchrugog in Wrexham, when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.

The truck then skids down the road and hits a car from Llanfihangel Tre’r Beirdd, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei. The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"

He replies, "It's hard to say."

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

A group of newly-hatched kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use big people words,” she’d always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

“I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

“No, you took a ride on a train,” said the teacher. “Use big people words”.

She then asked Bobby what he had done.

“I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s wonderful!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”

[Bluespruce1964]

[Bluespruce1964]

[Ricrude]

[stonedmegman]

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