Christmas lights
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Christmas lights
Put my Christmas lights up yesterday because it was a balmy 59 degrees here in Michigan. Suck it UJ!
Theyre up but I wont turn them on until after Thanksgiving.
Do you do Christmas lights?
Theyre up but I wont turn them on until after Thanksgiving.
Do you do Christmas lights?
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Re: Christmas lights
howie sure fucked up any reason to get excited about xmas lights, didn't he
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Re: Christmas lights
I put a Santa hat on the Halloween pumpkin every year. Does that count?
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Re: Christmas lights
No it does not. Put some lights up my man. Just dont do any of that inflatable bullshit. Thats tacky AF.
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Re: Christmas lights
I did not go this far BTW
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Re: Christmas lights
Ya, fuck that twat waffle.
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Re: Christmas lights
I might pull my Christmas tree out after Thanksgiving. I didn't even take anything off last year, just shoved it in a spare closet.
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Re: Christmas lights
Are you even allowed to say merry nowadays? I'm not up on the new lingo
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Re: Christmas lights
Ah, the Blast Christmas tradition. Stuff toys into boxes, tape them up and on Christmas morning, hand all the kids the box cutters.
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You seem jelly.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:00 pmAh, the Blast Christmas tradition. Stuff toys into boxes, tape them up and on Christmas morning, hand all the kids the box cutters.
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Of course. His Christmas tradition is getting drunk on Natty light by himself.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:10 pmYou seem jelly.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:00 pmAh, the Blast Christmas tradition. Stuff toys into boxes, tape them up and on Christmas morning, hand all the kids the box cutters.
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I'm up early.
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Re: Christmas lights
we have a pretty big display down the road.I think last year or before they expanded into the neighbors yard. He has 2 or 3 separate power meters out in his yard.people stop there and take pictures constantly.
Old Boss Bob he was always trying to invent stuff.so around july one year he starts messing around with poles that you'd slide together to make a long pole and it had a thing on the end and you'd put a clip in it and then reach up to the eave troughs and snap the clip on,and you'd do that every 2 feet or whatever,then you'd use the pole to string the lights into the clips.So he came to work one Monday morning and his face was all scratched up ,my dad was "what in the hell happened to you" "Oh I was working on my invention and I didn't have them snapped correctly and it fell apart and the tubes landed on my face". Bob was always talking about suing people and my dad said "good thing it happened to you and not a potential customer,they'd sue your ass!" Bob took it the wrong way though and thought my dad was just teasing him,so he was in a bad mood about that for like a month.after a couple weeks my dad asked me "do you know why bob seems so upset?" and I told him you made the comment about him getting sued and he thought you were teasing him. But my dad had no idea.
Old Boss Bob he was always trying to invent stuff.so around july one year he starts messing around with poles that you'd slide together to make a long pole and it had a thing on the end and you'd put a clip in it and then reach up to the eave troughs and snap the clip on,and you'd do that every 2 feet or whatever,then you'd use the pole to string the lights into the clips.So he came to work one Monday morning and his face was all scratched up ,my dad was "what in the hell happened to you" "Oh I was working on my invention and I didn't have them snapped correctly and it fell apart and the tubes landed on my face". Bob was always talking about suing people and my dad said "good thing it happened to you and not a potential customer,they'd sue your ass!" Bob took it the wrong way though and thought my dad was just teasing him,so he was in a bad mood about that for like a month.after a couple weeks my dad asked me "do you know why bob seems so upset?" and I told him you made the comment about him getting sued and he thought you were teasing him. But my dad had no idea.
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Re: Christmas lights
About 10 years ago I bought a top notch high end artificial tree at one of the after Christmas blowout sales. Such a great decision. Pre-lit, easy up, easy down, looks amazing. Wifey handles all the ornaments so my effort is minimal.
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I'm not a big Christmas person. To many ruined holidays courtesy of the leech. I have a cheap fake tree. That's the one currently, much like salty dog, that is currently in the closet.
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I used to put up a Charlie Brown Christmas tree. May have to revive the tradition. Not a big Xmas fan myself.
Is it wrong when people ask me where's my Christmas spirit and I point towards the bar?
Is it wrong when people ask me where's my Christmas spirit and I point towards the bar?
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