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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:03 pm Image
So damn enjoyable.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:10 pm
Homebrew wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:03 pm Image
So damn enjoyable.
Would have been believable if the camera didn’t pan.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:03 pm Image
6 Ball in the corner pocket.
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Guess he ran out of gas...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:32 pm


Guess he ran out of gas...
In high school i had pretty much the hottest chick sit one seat in front of me in the next row and the teacher was pretty cool and you could chew gum and eat a candy bar or whatever.so this hot babe always had a charms blow pop. I had to ask to go to the bathroom about 3 times a week to relieve myself. One time as the teacher gave me my hall pass he said as soon as I got back he was going to have to go himself. Anyway,her dad crashed helicopters on 3 different occasions and never got injured. That is all,J-Bird passes the stick...
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I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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Sound on! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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Thats one dumb motherfucker...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
I wonder if the barrels have a cooling system on them?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:13 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
I wonder if the barrels have a cooling system on them?
Kind of, they’re rotating in the air so there’s some airflow around the barrels. And each barrel only fires one round at a time so there’s some time for them to cool off before the next round is fired.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 9:20 pm Kind of, they’re rotating in the air so there’s some airflow around the barrels. And each barrel only fires one round at a time so there’s some time for them to cool off before the next round is fired.
am i missing something? there look to be 4 guns and each one has about 6 barrels? So each barrel is shooting 1,000 rounds per minute? 17 rounds per second out of each barrel?

that can't be right.
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
What is it used for? To win.
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
Parking violator in NYC.
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necronomous wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:31 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
What is it used for? To win.
Border deterrence?
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
Prairie Dogs
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
I wouldn't recommend using his driveway to turn around.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:33 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
I wouldn't recommend using his driveway to turn around.
Dove hunting...
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I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 6:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:33 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:20 pm
I wouldn't recommend using his driveway to turn around.
Dove hunting...
Fucking rabbits keep tearing up my garden... and get off my lawn
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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