I’m 71 years old today

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I’m 71 years old today

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I have emphysema , copd, I take xeralto for blood clots and brextre inhaler for the copd, Prilosec and Claritin for sinus and acid reflux.

Still working full time, I have some beers after work along with medical marijuana.

My penis gets played with occasionally, I get played all the time.

I no longer find satisfaction with debating people in person or online.

I really just want tits, beer, pot, and affordable health.
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Congrats.





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Condolences :cake:

I have more medical issues than you and I'm only 62. I wish I was able to work on a regular basis.
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Happy birthday
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Happy Birthday!! I personally don't think 71 is old. But I'm bad at numbers. Are you getting a Birthday cake? You need a Birthday wish, so at least find a candle.
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Sounds like your life clock is a few seconds before midnight...
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Who wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 7:19 pm I have emphysema , copd, I take xeralto for blood clots and brextre inhaler for the copd, Prilosec and Claritin for sinus and acid reflux.

Still working full time, I have some beers after work along with medical marijuana.

My penis gets played with occasionally, I get played all the time.

I no longer find satisfaction with debating people in person or online.

I really just want tits, beer, pot, and affordable health.
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Hi, Who. Happy Birthday. Long time no see.
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I'm thinking about running a thread of all my UJ love affairs. My wedding. Various gossips. What married men said about their wives. I need your input, Who.
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well look at the bright side you get to cash something out of Social Security, unlike the more recent generations who won't see any of that.
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Happy belated birthday!
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Tuesday wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:20 pm I'm thinking about running a thread of all my UJ love affairs. My wedding. Various gossips. What married men said about their wives. I need your input, Who.
Great idea
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