Neosporin
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Re: Neosporin
I’m allergic to one of the ingredients.
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Re: Neosporin
I've heard it cures Covid-19.
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Re: Neosporin
Awesome stuff, cures STD's...just ask CTC
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Re: Neosporin
If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
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Re: Neosporin
hawk uses it as lube
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Re: Neosporin
homo says what?
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Re: Neosporin
lol...!
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Re: Neosporin
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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Ya. Because you don't feel leeches.....CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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Well there you go. I use Neosporin quite a bit actually. The first time I used it decades ago, I was amazed at how fast it healed wounds. Really noticed it was very handy on keeping wounds "open" and clean like when it starts scabbing over too early.Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pmthe only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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Great. Now CTC is going to set a new standard for lighting a fart.....Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pmthe only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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Usually, he just falls into his BBQ.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 11:06 pmGreat. Now CTC is going to set a new standard for lighting a fart.....Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pmthe only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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Re: Neosporin
Can we trade in our UJR Canadians for some upgraded models? These ones we have now seem to be stuck on stupid over the last several years.
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We aren't stuck on you.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 11:34 pm Can we trade in our UJR Canadians for some upgraded models? These ones we have now seem to be stuck on stupid over the last several years.
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Re: Neosporin
and i suppose you dab it on with a tampon. then take a midol to ease the bloating.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 11:01 pmWell there you go. I use Neosporin quite a bit actually. The first time I used it decades ago, I was amazed at how fast it healed wounds. Really noticed it was very handy on keeping wounds "open" and clean like when it starts scabbing over too early.Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pmthe only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:13 amand i suppose you dab it on with a tampon. then take a midol to ease the bloating.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 11:01 pmWell there you go. I use Neosporin quite a bit actually. The first time I used it decades ago, I was amazed at how fast it healed wounds. Really noticed it was very handy on keeping wounds "open" and clean like when it starts scabbing over too early.Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pmthe only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pmSounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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Re: Neosporin
Shut it, you no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed, motherfuckerCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:29 am I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.
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Watch out folks. We got someone who thinks he's Decaprio in Revenant.Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:37 amShut it, you no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed, motherfuckerCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:29 am I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.
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you better step aside, stupid, before they have to be pullin' those pabst blue ribbons out of your mother fuckin' ass.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:48 amWatch out folks. We got someone who thinks he's Decaprio in Revenant.Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:37 amShut it, you no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed, motherfuckerCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:29 am I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.