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Neosporin

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What's up with that shit?
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I’m allergic to one of the ingredients.
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I don't use it.
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I've heard it cures Covid-19.
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Awesome stuff, cures STD's...just ask CTC
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Ricrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:00 pm Awesome stuff, cures STD's...just ask CTC
Neosporin cures AIDS?
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If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
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hawk uses it as lube
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homo says what?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:28 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:00 pm Awesome stuff, cures STD's...just ask CTC
Neosporin cures AIDS?
lol...!
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Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
Ya. Because you don't feel leeches.....
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.
Well there you go. I use Neosporin quite a bit actually. The first time I used it decades ago, I was amazed at how fast it healed wounds. Really noticed it was very handy on keeping wounds "open" and clean like when it starts scabbing over too early.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.
Great. Now CTC is going to set a new standard for lighting a fart.....
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 11:06 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.
Great. Now CTC is going to set a new standard for lighting a fart.....
Usually, he just falls into his BBQ.
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Can we trade in our UJR Canadians for some upgraded models? These ones we have now seem to be stuck on stupid over the last several years.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 11:34 pm Can we trade in our UJR Canadians for some upgraded models? These ones we have now seem to be stuck on stupid over the last several years.
We aren't stuck on you.
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Re: Neosporin

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 11:01 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.
Well there you go. I use Neosporin quite a bit actually. The first time I used it decades ago, I was amazed at how fast it healed wounds. Really noticed it was very handy on keeping wounds "open" and clean like when it starts scabbing over too early.
and i suppose you dab it on with a tampon. then take a midol to ease the bloating.
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Animal wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:13 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 11:01 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 10:10 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 28, 2024 1:44 pm If an antiseptic doesn't burn like an acid bath, then it can't be any good. Nobody ever told someone to bite down on a bullet while they dab neosporin on their arrow wound.
Sounds like you've experienced too many female relatives attaching leaches to your wounds.
the only antiseptic i trust is gunpowder and a match.
Well there you go. I use Neosporin quite a bit actually. The first time I used it decades ago, I was amazed at how fast it healed wounds. Really noticed it was very handy on keeping wounds "open" and clean like when it starts scabbing over too early.
and i suppose you dab it on with a tampon. then take a midol to ease the bloating.
I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:29 am I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.
Shut it, you no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed, motherfucker
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Animal wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:29 am I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.
Shut it, you no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed, motherfucker
Watch out folks. We got someone who thinks he's Decaprio in Revenant.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:48 am
Animal wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 29, 2024 12:29 am I'm just hoping the next time you have gunpowder and a match near you, you will seriously consider using them both very near your brain.
Shut it, you no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed, motherfucker
Watch out folks. We got someone who thinks he's Decaprio in Revenant.
you better step aside, stupid, before they have to be pullin' those pabst blue ribbons out of your mother fuckin' ass.
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