Hey Bartender...
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Hey Bartender...
What's your go-to drink in each scenario....
Happy hour with coworkers...
Friday Night with your buddies...
That night you need to get fucked up quick...
Happy hour with coworkers...
Friday Night with your buddies...
That night you need to get fucked up quick...
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Re: Hey Bartender...
Vodka/Soda or Gin and Tonic. Max 2, don't want to get fucked up around coworkers.
Beer and a few shots.
Martinis.
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Re: Hey Bartender...
Miller High Life
Miller High Life , marijuana
Miller High Life, marijuana
Optional beer/ale
Stella Artois, Old Speckled Hen, Corona, Molsons, Modello, Capt. Morgan and CocaCola.
I prefer pre-rolls but do have several pipes and gummy’s generally only at home.
Miller High Life , marijuana
Miller High Life, marijuana
Optional beer/ale
Stella Artois, Old Speckled Hen, Corona, Molsons, Modello, Capt. Morgan and CocaCola.
I prefer pre-rolls but do have several pipes and gummy’s generally only at home.
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Re: Hey Bartender...
I am a Coors Light and shot of tequila guy in all circumstances.
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Re: Hey Bartender...
Black rum and gummies
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Re: Hey Bartender...
Miller Lite these days with an occasional gummy
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Re: Hey Bartender...
Gotta go with the Necro here, with some minor exceptions.
With coworkers: no I never drink any alcohol. Unsweetened tea or tonic water only. I drive a company car, getting picked up on DUI is just not an option for job security.
With buddies: well, I don't really have any, except you bunch of preverts. If I did, maybe one single IPA, Maybe, and unsweetened tea or a diet drink after that. Never more than one drink, though.
Get fucked up quick: I don't do THC (company car, again), but rum 'n Coke Zero, a mojito, a caipirinha, or a good red blend wine, and only for a decent buzz, never to the point of passing out. For a good steady buzz without the coma, good sake or soju does fine.
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Re: Hey Bartender...
I need to hit up the store, thanks for the reminderVitamin E wrote: ↑Fri Jul 26, 2024 5:23 pm What's your go-to drink in each scenario....
Happy hour with coworkers...
Whiskey Mules all day
Friday Night with your buddies...
Whatever wheat beer is on tap, or Jack and Cokes
That night you need to get fucked up quick...
Rye or bourbon. Don't need a glass.
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Re: Hey Bartender...
A good IPA, vodka tonic or a very good bourbon.
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