Only in porn....

[Vitamin E]

Name something that only happens in porn.

Go!

[Vitamin E]

Women wearing high heels in bed.

[Animal]

Crawling through a crawl space and then removing the plumbing to create peepholes in the wall of the girl's shower in order to watch them showering!

[Blast]

Step sisters getting "stuck" in appliances wearing next to nothing

[Animal]

bouncing a 20 foot ladder across the 2nd story of a Sorority house until you get to the window with no curtains so you can watch a topless pillow fight!

[Biker]

Crawling through a crawl space and then removing the plumbing to create peepholes in the wall of the girl's shower in order to watch them showering!

What?????

[rule34]

Somebody call?

[WarmBidetWater]

Crawling through a crawl space and then removing the plumbing to create peepholes in the wall of the girl's shower in order to watch them showering!

What?????

In case you don't recognize it, Animal is describing famous movie scenes...

[Animal]

Crawling through a crawl space and then removing the plumbing to create peepholes in the wall of the girl's shower in order to watch them showering!

What?????

In case you don't recognize it, Animal is describing famous movie scenes...

porn movies!

[necronomous]

Being able to solicit random women for sex with money.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Get hired as a cable repairman/ pizza delivery guy and get laid everyday.

[Ricrude]

Break both hands and your mother/stepmother or sister/stepsister jerks you off...at first

[B-Tender]

An old Ron Jeremy bangs young chicks.

[Animal]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

[CentralTexasCrude]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

[Animal]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa Beach

[CentralTexasCrude]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa Beach

Yeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.

[Animal]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa Beach

Yeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.

All I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.

[CentralTexasCrude]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa Beach

Yeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.

All I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.

Some Porn plot, Cement head.

[Animal]

a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa Beach

Yeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.

All I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.

Some Porn plot, Cement head.

surprisingly the helicopter ride wasn't the premise of the porn plot. and the guy was an astronaut and it was his spaceship that ended up on the island.
so it wasn't some lame story.

[CentralTexasCrude]

How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".

they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa Beach

Yeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.

All I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.

Some Porn plot, Cement head.

surprisingly the helicopter ride wasn't the premise of the porn plot. and the guy was an astronaut and it was his spaceship that ended up on the island.
so it wasn't some lame story.

I think we can all agree you win the Porn plot award.

[Antknot]

[JackCoughsALot]

Pixelated cocks and vagenes

[Vitamin E]

Pixelated cocks and vagenes