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Re: The last hurricane

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:05 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:59 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:28 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 1:44 pm Wednesday we'll likely be dealing with Milton, a little gift from Mexico and Texas.

Stay safe, Who!
It seems God does hate Florida
I won't deny, even as a non-believer. It brings to mind how many evangelical preachers loved to ramble on on how hurricanes and other natural disasters are a "sign from God" about all sorts of social behaviors and his displeasure with them. So why is God punishing all the coastal red states so much, especially Florida? Gee, what the hell is he so pissed off at us for? :?

This storm has the real potential of turning Tampa-St Pete area into the new New Orleans during/after Katrina, while dragging a large swath between there and the east coast into oblivion. So if you don't hear from me Thursday afternoon, well, might not have gone so well for us here.
Actually still bad, but now they are predicting a downgrade to Cat 3. Storm surge is expected to be brutal though.
Yeah, only a Cat 3. That's only going to be about as bad as an F3 tornado that's 100 miles wide.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:39 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:59 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:28 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 1:44 pm Wednesday we'll likely be dealing with Milton, a little gift from Mexico and Texas.

Stay safe, Who!
It seems God does hate Florida
I won't deny, even as a non-believer. It brings to mind how many evangelical preachers loved to ramble on on how hurricanes and other natural disasters are a "sign from God" about all sorts of social behaviors and his displeasure with them. So why is God punishing all the coastal red states so much, especially Florida? Gee, what the hell is he so pissed off at us for? :?

This storm has the real potential of turning Tampa-St Pete area into the new New Orleans during/after Katrina, while dragging a large swath between there and the east coast into oblivion. So if you don't hear from me Thursday afternoon, well, might not have gone so well for us here.
Too late to evacuate?
do you know how much gasoline costs, Mr. Rockefeller?
You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:28 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:39 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:59 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:28 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 1:44 pm Wednesday we'll likely be dealing with Milton, a little gift from Mexico and Texas.

Stay safe, Who!
It seems God does hate Florida
I won't deny, even as a non-believer. It brings to mind how many evangelical preachers loved to ramble on on how hurricanes and other natural disasters are a "sign from God" about all sorts of social behaviors and his displeasure with them. So why is God punishing all the coastal red states so much, especially Florida? Gee, what the hell is he so pissed off at us for? :?

This storm has the real potential of turning Tampa-St Pete area into the new New Orleans during/after Katrina, while dragging a large swath between there and the east coast into oblivion. So if you don't hear from me Thursday afternoon, well, might not have gone so well for us here.
Too late to evacuate?
do you know how much gasoline costs, Mr. Rockefeller?
You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
i'm not sure if a full tank would get you to the next gas station in florida right now.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:28 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:39 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:59 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:28 pm

It seems God does hate Florida
I won't deny, even as a non-believer. It brings to mind how many evangelical preachers loved to ramble on on how hurricanes and other natural disasters are a "sign from God" about all sorts of social behaviors and his displeasure with them. So why is God punishing all the coastal red states so much, especially Florida? Gee, what the hell is he so pissed off at us for? :?

This storm has the real potential of turning Tampa-St Pete area into the new New Orleans during/after Katrina, while dragging a large swath between there and the east coast into oblivion. So if you don't hear from me Thursday afternoon, well, might not have gone so well for us here.
Too late to evacuate?
do you know how much gasoline costs, Mr. Rockefeller?
You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
i'm not sure if a full tank would get you to the next gas station in florida right now.
Depend on what you are driving I would suppose and how backed up you would be in the interstate.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:28 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:39 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:59 pm

I won't deny, even as a non-believer. It brings to mind how many evangelical preachers loved to ramble on on how hurricanes and other natural disasters are a "sign from God" about all sorts of social behaviors and his displeasure with them. So why is God punishing all the coastal red states so much, especially Florida? Gee, what the hell is he so pissed off at us for? :?

This storm has the real potential of turning Tampa-St Pete area into the new New Orleans during/after Katrina, while dragging a large swath between there and the east coast into oblivion. So if you don't hear from me Thursday afternoon, well, might not have gone so well for us here.
Too late to evacuate?
do you know how much gasoline costs, Mr. Rockefeller?
You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
i'm not sure if a full tank would get you to the next gas station in florida right now.
Depend on what you are driving I would suppose and how backed up you would be in the interstate.
I"m just judging by the news saying all the highways are bumper to bumper and 1000's of gas stations are out of gas.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:45 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:05 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 12:59 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:28 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Oct 06, 2024 1:44 pm Wednesday we'll likely be dealing with Milton, a little gift from Mexico and Texas.

Stay safe, Who!
It seems God does hate Florida
I won't deny, even as a non-believer. It brings to mind how many evangelical preachers loved to ramble on on how hurricanes and other natural disasters are a "sign from God" about all sorts of social behaviors and his displeasure with them. So why is God punishing all the coastal red states so much, especially Florida? Gee, what the hell is he so pissed off at us for? :?

This storm has the real potential of turning Tampa-St Pete area into the new New Orleans during/after Katrina, while dragging a large swath between there and the east coast into oblivion. So if you don't hear from me Thursday afternoon, well, might not have gone so well for us here.
Actually still bad, but now they are predicting a downgrade to Cat 3. Storm surge is expected to be brutal though.
Yeah, only a Cat 3. That's only going to be about as bad as an F3 tornado that's 100 miles wide.
Well, for a tornado, the difference between 350MPH winds and 200 may be enough to save something on your body that normally sticks out.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:35 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:28 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:39 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:33 pm

Too late to evacuate?
do you know how much gasoline costs, Mr. Rockefeller?
You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
i'm not sure if a full tank would get you to the next gas station in florida right now.
Depend on what you are driving I would suppose and how backed up you would be in the interstate.
I"m just judging by the news saying all the highways are bumper to bumper and 1000's of gas stations are out of gas.
It turns out this is bigger and badder than maybe they thought yesterday...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Re: The last hurricane

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Ricrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 1:38 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:35 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:28 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:39 pm

do you know how much gasoline costs, Mr. Rockefeller?
You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
i'm not sure if a full tank would get you to the next gas station in florida right now.
Depend on what you are driving I would suppose and how backed up you would be in the interstate.
I"m just judging by the news saying all the highways are bumper to bumper and 1000's of gas stations are out of gas.
It turns out this is bigger and badder than maybe they thought yesterday...
I am going to make a prediction that the Tampa Mayor that told everyone that stayed that they will "die" will be cancelled when this is over.
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Re: The last hurricane

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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 1:53 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 1:38 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:35 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:14 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:28 pm

You are so right...I filled up for 2.64 this morning.
i'm not sure if a full tank would get you to the next gas station in florida right now.
Depend on what you are driving I would suppose and how backed up you would be in the interstate.
I"m just judging by the news saying all the highways are bumper to bumper and 1000's of gas stations are out of gas.
It turns out this is bigger and badder than maybe they thought yesterday...
I am going to make a prediction that the Tampa Mayor that told everyone that stayed that they will "die" will be cancelled when this is over.
Poor media weeping again because the hurricane won’t be destroying Tampa Bay
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Re: The last hurricane

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Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:29 pm i thought you were more toward the center of Florida. Like Orlando area. Not on the coast?
Yea, in (actually a bit west of) Orlando. I'm scared, but I can't leave. So whatever happens this evening and tomorrow morning is what will happen and there is little I can do about it other than deal with the consequences. If my house if going to be leveled, I'd rather be here for it than come back to it that way. Some of my co-workers (and good friends) in Tampa-St Pete are facing that, it breaks my heart. We've been through hurricanes before, and as long as we're here we'll live with more to come. That's the real price of life here in Florida, has been long before the state was being sold of in little slices of paradise. We usually have mild winters, which is a plus. But we have potential horrible hurricanes in the summer and fall. Not dealing with them means not living here, or even practically anywhere along the Gulf and East coasts.

And no house is truly safe. It always surprises me when my little ramshackle shack, built in wood frame by a couple of guys who "knew" how to build a house in the mid 40's, survives quite well when million-dollar mansions up the road in the "good" neighborhoods are torn up all to shit. Many of the houses around me do well, and most are in worse shape, structurally. It is my hope our tiny crib lives up to it again.

I'll visit here once in a while, at least until power gives out, something that will most certainly happen.
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Re: The last hurricane

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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:27 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:29 pm i thought you were more toward the center of Florida. Like Orlando area. Not on the coast?
Yea, in (actually a bit west of) Orlando. I'm scared, but I can't leave. So whatever happens this evening and tomorrow morning is what will happen and there is little I can do about it other than deal with the consequences. If my house if going to be leveled, I'd rather be here for it than come back to it that way. Some of my co-workers (and good friends) in Tampa-St Pete are facing that, it breaks my heart. We've been through hurricanes before, and as long as we're here we'll live with more to come. That's the real price of life here in Florida, has been long before the state was being sold of in little slices of paradise. We usually have mild winters, which is a plus. But we have potential horrible hurricanes in the summer and fall. Not dealing with them means not living here, or even practically anywhere along the Gulf and East coasts.

And no house is truly safe. It always surprises me when my little ramshackle shack, built in wood frame by a couple of guys who "knew" how to build a house in the mid 40's, survives quite well when million-dollar mansions up the road in the "good" neighborhoods are torn up all to shit. Many of the houses around me do well, and most are in worse shape, structurally. It is my hope our tiny crib lives up to it again.

I'll visit here once in a while, at least until power gives out, something that will most certainly happen.
This storm isn’t as wide as Helene and if the current projections are close the storm will move across the state pretty quickly.
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Who wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:04 pm This storm isn’t as wide as Helene and if the current projections are close the storm will move across the state pretty quickly.
Well, I hope it does move thru pretty quick. And without sounding (too) selfish, I would prefer it staying more south of Orlando. A projection I saw a few hours put us on the line at the north side of the cone, now we're back in that damn cone. Later, who knows, damn thing right over us again?

I don't wish bad on others, but I would also wish it could continue pathing south and missing us almost entirely.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:57 pm
Who wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:04 pm This storm isn’t as wide as Helene and if the current projections are close the storm will move across the state pretty quickly.
Well, I hope it does move thru pretty quick. And without sounding (too) selfish, I would prefer it staying more south of Orlando. A projection I saw a few hours put us on the line at the north side of the cone, now we're back in that damn cone. Later, who knows, damn thing right over us again?

I don't wish bad on others, but I would also wish it could continue pathing south and missing us almost entirely.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:57 pm
Who wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:04 pm This storm isn’t as wide as Helene and if the current projections are close the storm will move across the state pretty quickly.
Well, I hope it does move thru pretty quick. And without sounding (too) selfish, I would prefer it staying more south of Orlando. A projection I saw a few hours put us on the line at the north side of the cone, now we're back in that damn cone. Later, who knows, damn thing right over us again?

I don't wish bad on others, but I would also wish it could continue pathing south and missing us almost entirely.
The Mrs. has family in Winter Springs and I have a good friend in Dade City so we are also hoping for a more southerly track on this storm. Stay safe.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:57 pm
Who wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:04 pm This storm isn’t as wide as Helene and if the current projections are close the storm will move across the state pretty quickly.
Well, I hope it does move thru pretty quick. And without sounding (too) selfish, I would prefer it staying more south of Orlando. A projection I saw a few hours put us on the line at the north side of the cone, now we're back in that damn cone. Later, who knows, damn thing right over us again?

I don't wish bad on others, but I would also wish it could continue pathing south and missing us almost entirely.
The hurricane has sucked the canals dry around here which is a good sign, I expect it to continue raining through the night.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:27 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 1:29 pm i thought you were more toward the center of Florida. Like Orlando area. Not on the coast?
Yea, in (actually a bit west of) Orlando. I'm scared, but I can't leave. So whatever happens this evening and tomorrow morning is what will happen and there is little I can do about it other than deal with the consequences. If my house if going to be leveled, I'd rather be here for it than come back to it that way. Some of my co-workers (and good friends) in Tampa-St Pete are facing that, it breaks my heart. We've been through hurricanes before, and as long as we're here we'll live with more to come. That's the real price of life here in Florida, has been long before the state was being sold of in little slices of paradise. We usually have mild winters, which is a plus. But we have potential horrible hurricanes in the summer and fall. Not dealing with them means not living here, or even practically anywhere along the Gulf and East coasts.

And no house is truly safe. It always surprises me when my little ramshackle shack, built in wood frame by a couple of guys who "knew" how to build a house in the mid 40's, survives quite well when million-dollar mansions up the road in the "good" neighborhoods are torn up all to shit. Many of the houses around me do well, and most are in worse shape, structurally. It is my hope our tiny crib lives up to it again.

I'll visit here once in a while, at least until power gives out, something that will most certainly happen.
i just saw where it has turned just a little back north, closer to orlando than they were saying this morning. It looks like you are going to get 75 to 100 mph winds and around 6 inches to a foot of rain. I don't think I would do well in a hurricane. I'm not good at anticipation of problems. If you are safe from flooding, just hide from the wind and you should be okay by daylight.
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Raining a tad harder, power is out
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Heading your way QD are you using the wobble tracker to chart uncle milties course?
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My slice of paradise still stands
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Who wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:04 pm My slice of paradise still stands
Glad you made it through ok...
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:00 pm
Who wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 12:04 pm My slice of paradise still stands
Glad you made it through ok...
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