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All that chick needs to make her a perfect 10

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Or 4" long fingernails.
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I don't understand either of those. Spider leg fake eyelashes, why? Cuz you're trying to "express yourself?"

And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2024 4:39 pm And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...
I'm more concerned about how well they can wash their hands afterwards.
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But yeah I cringe every time I see a gal with umbrella lashes. Not attractive at all.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2024 4:39 pm I don't understand either of those. Spider leg fake eyelashes, why? Cuz you're trying to "express yourself?"

And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...
Or if she licks her fingers after a KFC binge...
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2024 4:39 pm And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...
Our Controller at work had the long fingernails and a few years ago at the Christmas party I asked her straight up how she wipes her ass.

She said she uses a big ball of toilet paper.

So I was like, "You mean like a ball of toilet paper the size of a grapefruit?"

And she said, "Yeah".

So I asked, "How do you get enough pressure on it to properly wipe your ass clean?"

She told me, "You have to pull your ass cheeks apart with your other hand."

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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2024 5:24 pm
She told me, "You have to pull your ass cheeks apart with your other hand."

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