For the heck of it / Skechers shoes

[jsdspif]

Not to be deceptive I will say this is somewhat of an experiment, but there is actual real information I wish to share.

First of all, in a word processing program, when you press "tab" on the keyboard, it indents to create a new paragraph ; when I press tab in this entry field it jumps to a different area or whatever.

So I'm indenting with the space bar to try to form paragraphs and I'm using a different browser.

The previous sentence I began with the word "so" and I don't think that is an acceptable way to start a sentence? I don't know the terminology but I didn't think it was proper to start sentences with words like "so", "also" etc. and I think if you do want to use that type of word that is where a semi-colon (;) would be used? But, as I said, I have no really good knowledge and to start this sentence , probably a semi-colon before the word "but" would have been more proper punctuation.

I met my sister the other day. She gave me my Christmas gifts from her and my other sister. Yes, they were late but my rule is they aren't suppsoed to buy me presents, but if I don't take them they just donate so I take them. Among my gifts were a pair of Skechers shoes. You've probably seen the Brooke Burke (sp?) (I think that's her name?) commercials where she just slips her feet in them. I know I have. I like the shoes alot and I can just slip my foot in , just like the people in the commercials do. That's a Godsend, and I'll just say "because I have a beergut"; just to save argument.

In closing, I think years ago, maybe 2004, I told of a dream I had. Last night I had a similar dream. This time I knew who the girl was and it was the only girl that actually ate my ass. That was pretty strange because it was probably about 1990 or so. Back then not too many video rentals in my area had much porn to rent, and what they had was really "cheesy" . Reminds me of what my aunt-in-law got for my wife and I on our wedding night. It did provide us with alot of laughter! "Wedding night", like one of the greatest wrestling managers of all time , Bobby Heenan, said; "the second night isn't so great". He made a station tag for me when I met him at a book signing in Chitcago (sic). At this point I'd like to ask you "what's a station tag?", because I'll provide the answer and further prove some of your ignorance. Don't confuse ignorance with stupidity. If you don't know what station tag is, and you haven't been told a time or two before, you're just ignorant. If you have been told, say 3 times, and now you still don't know; I'd call that stupidity. A station tag is when someone, usually a celebrity or well known public figure makes a comment to acknowledge they listen to the station and / or they are encouraging the listener to listen to the station. Bobby told me when he signed all the autographs he'd do the tag for me. After all the people were gone (about 300 or so) I went back up , handed him the recorder, and he was "how do you turn this sumbitch on?". I turned it on and he said "This is Bobby Heenan for 102.5, WROK. If you're smart like the Brain , you'll listen to this station; if you're not, I don't care what the hell you'll listen to!".

Back to the subject of the girl in my dream; it was strange I thought that she ate ass because when we started watching the porn she was asking "where did you get this? Is this legal? I'll have to tell members of my women's church group about this." Weird , just weird. At the time she was probably 21 or so with a couple children.

The dream was I fingered her ass good but it wasn't happy ending, because after I fingered her ass she said she didn't want sex. At that time I told her "ok, I'll take you home." That was that; it was about that time she said she was going to concentrate on another guy and I was ok with that.

Then a loud diesel exhaust or whatever woke me up, airbrakes or whatever. I have a sore spot on my nose from trying to get my electric razor to shave around my nostrils, and that area was feeling "tickled" ; so I rubbed my finger to my nose, to "scratch the itch". When I did I smelled shit! I then opened my eyes and tried to get them to focus, and even though my vision was blurred , i could smell and see brown substance on my finger. I also felt a substantial pian in my butthole! J-Bird passes the stick.....

QD here, editing your post. I added a "carriage return" (the Enter key) after each grouping of sentences that make one thought. This is what makes a paragraph in a post with the phpBB post text editor. Tabs in most cases except in code sections (and you won't make those) are converted to nothing, so you're don't see the spaces that make up the tab. They're not needed.







Now , the experiment....Monty Python's flying circus!. NO, if you read all of that and never have eaten LSD, that gave you a pretty good idea of the effects of LSD. I mean a drip of water from a faucet, say every minute or so, would probably , for the first timer, give uncontrollable laughter and enjoyment for about 4 to 6 hours. Safest drug there is. Can't get high on it 2 days in a row; and regardless of what Lemmy ofMotorhead says, doubling dose never did me any good.
There you have it; different browser , tried my best, and as I told my mother when she accused me of being in Dickie doo club (your stomach stick out more than your dicky do) . "Your criticism is appreciated , fuck you very much!"

[jsdspif]

and it didn't indent shit, you motherfuckers can fucking eat eebrerry drop of my fexceia I'll mail it you voiordoe eating it anf i'll pay pal you $100 aftwrewodrsd you can all suck me , I commoanduot;'.,m/

















By the way , J-Bird passes the stick... all you fucks are just fucking computer bullies, that's what the tightwad motherfucker said. He said "you're a nice guy, no one can ever take that away, you are in total control" That was when he saved me from the train, little babe didn't make roller derby team and I was depressed.

[CHEEZY17]

That's a lot of words that I won't be reading.