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Cooking shows
Seem to have a weird fetish with garlic.
Every other spice is described as season to taste, but not garlic.
Maybe they know a bunch of vampires.
Every other spice is described as season to taste, but not garlic.
Maybe they know a bunch of vampires.
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garlic cloves soaked in olive oil and spread on toast....getouttahete
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Re: Cooking shows
Garlic stuffed olives are to die for!disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 17, 2025 11:41 pm garlic cloves soaked in olive oil and spread on toast....getouttahete
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fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart :usa:
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Re: Cooking shows
Not even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
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Re: Cooking shows
Despite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.
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Re: Cooking shows
Have you had your soul analyzed? Might be missing something that garlic needs.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.
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Coffee grounds.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
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Tried to grind fresh horseradish in the kitchen...Never. Fucking. Again.
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Re: Cooking shows
The neighbours dog is watering it....Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:09 pmHave you had your soul analyzed? Might be missing something that garlic needs.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.
BTW, garlic fermented in unpasteurized honey for 2 weeks. Great for fighting off a cold and the honey is great for cooking or whatever.
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I'm with ya on the garlic. I've been trying for years to no avail, while everyone around me does great. I do want to try and grow my own ginger, one of my daughters and I use the shit out of it. One thing I do get plenty of is asparagus, it just grows wild everywhere around here, especially in all of the orchards.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.
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Ginger is super easy. Does great in a large pot and even better if you have a forested area you can use.Homebrew wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 6:31 pmI'm with ya on the garlic. I've been trying for years to no avail, while everyone around me does great. I do want to try and grow my own ginger, one of my daughters and I use the shit out of it. One thing I do get plenty of is asparagus, it just grows wild everywhere around here, especially in all of the orchards.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.
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Someone implied to me that the reason California grows such nice garlic is due to their volcanic soil in many of their regions, and it grows best in salty air, so the best garlic grows there by the ocean. Florida hasn't had a volcano around in like a billion years, and I can't get salt air in Orlando even with a hurricane. Besides, like eggs, is the cost and time really worth it? I can walk to the nearest Bravo market and buy either cheap enough.Homebrew wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 6:31 pmI'm with ya on the garlic. I've been trying for years to no avail, while everyone around me does great. I do want to try and grow my own ginger, one of my daughters and I use the shit out of it. One thing I do get plenty of is asparagus, it just grows wild everywhere around here, especially in all of the orchards.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.
I don't know that it's any secret or "hack", but loosely packed citrus/cactus soil and lots of water and sun make for an abundance of ginger. I grow it in the same pots as my Key limes, and they leave each other alone. But ginger grows slowly. Ginger keeps the slugs off the lime bushes.
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Yep, best garlic is grown in Gilroy, California
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Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:09 pmHave you had your soul analyzed? Might be missing something that garlic needs.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.

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Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:09 pmHave you had your soul analyzed? Might be missing something that garlic needs.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:00 pmDespite this being Florida where anything that doesn't need a cold-snap will grow, I just can't get garlic to take. Others in the Allium family like leeks grow fine, and I have a whole patch of wild chives that just won't die. But my garlic bulbs just curl up and snuff it.Blast wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:22 amNot even sure how many bulbs I have placed for the year, but it's more than 30.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 18, 2025 2:23 am fuck yeah GARLIC FTW! I'm attempting to grow some this year fingers crossed. I've got myself a little garden for when everything finally falls apart![]()
But I have a nice corner of ginger growing, so I'm not that sad.

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i lived in the san jose area for 20 years and every year when they would harvest garlic in gilroy you could smell it in the air for a couple of weeks and my house about 20 miles away. i live up the peninsula now and there is no garlic in the air.