Evvan's Birthday Suit!

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Evvan's Birthday Suit!

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I guess she won't be stopping in.

Have a good one, Evvan!
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Happy birthday Evan.
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Happy
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I had expectations.
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I wish. Been a while since seen that.
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It's so wild that she wouldn't log in over here to show you guys her naked body on her birthday! I'm sure she's busy you know with her children that she raised as a single mom for a while, but she did find that nice gentleman so that's kewl.

It's amazing someone would love a woman with children from another man it's mind-boggling. I'm sure she'll be around soon, you know there's so much to offer here in the way of conversation and whatnot.
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I'd be curious to see the state of the tats.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon May 19, 2025 4:59 pm I'd be curious to see the state of the tats.
You spelt tits wrong 😁
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Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 22, 2025 11:46 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon May 19, 2025 4:59 pm I'd be curious to see the state of the tats.
You spelt tits wrong 😁
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Just got back from vacation...miss anything?
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Ricrude wrote: Tue May 27, 2025 3:27 pm Just got back from vacation...miss anything?
she took them all down.
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Thanks for the bday shout out. I’m uhh…a single mom again. 😮‍💨 I mean it’s fine tho…I’m fine…everything is fiiiiiiiine…
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:39 am Thanks for the bday shout out. I’m uhh…a single mom again. 😮‍💨 I mean it’s fine tho…I’m fine…everything is fiiiiiiiine…
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Evan be like:

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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:39 am Thanks for the bday shout out. I’m uhh…a single mom again. 😮‍💨 I mean it’s fine tho…I’m fine…everything is fiiiiiiiine…
this translates into "there is still hope".
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Animal wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2025 4:03 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:39 am Thanks for the bday shout out. I’m uhh…a single mom again. 😮‍💨 I mean it’s fine tho…I’m fine…everything is fiiiiiiiine…
this translates into "there is still hope".
lol hope for what?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:59 pm Evan be like:

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Meh not quite that bad. I have VA pay and I’m working so I’m surviving. I am just overwhelmed in the trenches of an infant and toddler combo and I’m out numbered by baby terrorists lol
I’m heavily considering buying a fifth wheel to live in for a few years so I can save up buy a house though cos this $2,800 a month rent shit is NOT fun when you’re doing everything solo.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 19, 2025 9:55 am It's so wild that she wouldn't log in over here to show you guys her naked body on her birthday! I'm sure she's busy you know with her children that she raised as a single mom for a while, but she did find that nice gentleman so that's kewl.

It's amazing someone would love a woman with children from another man it's mind-boggling. I'm sure she'll be around soon, you know there's so much to offer here in the way of conversation and whatnot.
I love a girls girl! 💗💗💗
Unfortunately that nice gentleman turned into a literal nightmare about ten months ago. I done trying at this point.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2025 5:08 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2025 4:03 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 5:39 am Thanks for the bday shout out. I’m uhh…a single mom again. 😮‍💨 I mean it’s fine tho…I’m fine…everything is fiiiiiiiine…
this translates into "there is still hope".
lol hope for what?
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Meh not quite that bad. I have VA pay and I’m working so I’m surviving. I am just overwhelmed in the trenches of an infant and toddler combo and I’m out numbered by baby terrorists lol
I’m heavily considering buying a fifth wheel to live in for a few years so I can save up buy a house though cos this $2,800 a month rent shit is NOT fun when you’re doing everything solo.
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Time to start your onlyfans. Pull in some good money I bet.
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I am just responding to keep this on the first page in hopes Evvan may bless us.
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Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Jun 20, 2025 7:49 pm I am just responding to keep this on the first page in hopes Evvan may bless us.
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I think I have a couple saved somewhere. I only saved them because they were the very rare instances of bush.
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