so, a couple more bitches from me

[jsdspif]

not bitches as in female dogs, complaints, complaints are usually when i get drinking and i get so pissed off my head wants to explode.
so the Bezos, i read a response it's ultra wealthy pay less percentage than a low income, and , yes, that's my point. I mean I paid 1000 on 7000 income so that's whatevr , but then someone making 300 billion pays lower percentage and I call bullshit. End of disussion, and if anyone states "look how many people they employ" don't even get me going.
Now the new one. I'm trying to remove a snap ring from a 2 1/4 " diameter piece of metal. My set won't open that far and snap ring pliers that will are around at least $50 and I just want to remove the snap ring, and possibly re-install it and then never use them again. So I thought harbor freight but I don't see any there that would do it and it's aggravating as all get out. So these bitches are usually after some beers. I wanted to remove the snap ring as a favor for my friend, so I told him not a problem, but the ring is too large, so I look like dipshit, as if I need help.
I also think they raised my property taxes because a car drove thru my pole barn and the wall of my home so I had to have that rebuilt. I just got my tax bill and it now states "improved" so I guess value went up because I had to fix car damage. These are things that cause me to drink to excess. I like to be fucked. J-Bird passes the fucking stick so feel free to stick it in my ass, please don't use lubricant.
I forgot my main bitch, when performing searches on the internet for really the last 2 years or so they don't search what I want. I just searched "smoking boneless country style ribs" every result that showed for me made no mention of boneless , just country style ribs and boneless are a different meat. I've also had searches where they add a term that isn't in my query. I do tasks where I judge search results and when I judge, "no mention of boneless in query" they state I'm incorrect, and it pisses me off to no end. I guess that's end of rant and I'll suck down 5 more beers and just grill my boneless country style ribs!
I'll add in , if you know who Sabu is, buy his book, he recently passed away, the most hardcore wrestler in the world, nephew of my main man and idol "the Sheik". One tough SOB. enough said .

[Animal]

[Blast]

Got a grinder? Can modify a big set of needle nose powers. Hell, get fucking fancy and use a pair of 45's, heat em with a torch to bend them to 90, grind the tips to fit, file a small groove to lock in the ring. Take it to a heat just past magnetic (low orange) and dip them in canolla oil. Do NOT use old engine oil or transmission fluid. I'd just forge a set myself from scratch to assert my manliness and further intimidate the "man" that can't get a simple snap ring off.

[QillerDaemon]

As another chapter in my "Manliest Thing I'll try to Do All Year" series, last year I tried to pull the tub bracket off the axle of a washing machine motor. I removed all the excess material from that bracket, but needed a cam puller to get the remaining piece of bracket off the motor axle. Warning: I do not know the correct terms for all these things, a failure of my term at "manly school". I can just see all this shit in my head but have no idea what the right words to call any of it.

Went to Harbor Freight to buy a cam puller set. I just used a paragraph break before that last sentence, there's a neat concept. The set had no leg things big enough, since apparently I measured the bracket material incorrectly. So back it went to buy a dedicated larger cam puller. Got to work, it may have started to work when one of the legs broke. Best $35 I ever spent. Went to Northern Tools and bought a slightly bigger but what seemed to be a better built cam puller for about $40. Got back to work. The bracket wouldn't budge, not a bit. Tired and sweaty and not a little annoyed, I realized the bracket was seized onto the axle and I was wasting my time. I'm already about $200 into trying to rebuilt our old washing machine, and that I simply was not going to get the new tub installed. I called up a guy I know who refurbishes home utilities and asked him to pick up all the pieces, if he could get it working, fine, consider it a donation, or simply reuse the pieces elsewhere. He later told me he would have had to replace the whole motor assembly, but he used the rest of the pieces on other washing machines. Good for him, he knows what the hell he's doing, and he gave me an old but working gas grass edger as a friendship offering.

We went to the local Sears scratch 'n dent store with another paragraph break and bought a new washer where the back metal shield was banged in, but the washer looked fine otherwise. Took the shield off and tried to take out the dents with a hammer and board, but failed really miserably at it. Since it's on the back where no one will ever see it, I let it go, the machine looks fabulous, anyway. It's one of those fancy washing machines with a wi/fi connection so my wife gets update texts as it cycles through. She can sit on her butt keeping the front room couch from floating away into the distance and read a text about it starting the second rinse. Ain't modern life grand!

[jsdspif]

I tried some more this morning and it just wasn't happening. Harbor freight has some that looked like it would work but out of stock. So I got the bright idea to drive down to my mechanic , he's 2 miles down the road. Took him longer to find his pliers, which took about 30 seconds , than it did for him to remove the ring, which took about 5 seconds. I asked him how much do I owe and he just laughed, so I handed him a 10 dollar bill. Having proper tool is always a plus. this is a heavy duty 2 1/2 " ring that vise grip deal , i don't think it would have worked to get it off might work if I needed to put it back on. Even the mechanic said "boy, you've got a big one" and I said "you're not the first person to tell me that but I've never heard it from a guy" and we laughed haha.

[Animal]

I tried some more this morning and it just wasn't happening. Harbor freight has some that looked like it would work but out of stock. So I got the bright idea to drive down to my mechanic , he's 2 miles down the road. Took him longer to find his pliers, which took about 30 seconds , than it did for him to remove the ring, which took about 5 seconds. I asked him how much do I owe and he just laughed, so I handed him a 10 dollar bill. Having proper tool is always a plus. this is a heavy duty 2 1/2 " ring that vise grip deal , i don't think it would have worked to get it off might work if I needed to put it back on. Even the mechanic said "boy, you've got a big one" and I said "you're not the first person to tell me that but I've never heard it from a guy" and we laughed haha.

I'm not sure how good it would work either, but as someone that has equipment at several locations, being able to mcgyver a solution is always in need.

just last week, i had to take a ratchet strap to suck a tractor tire onto a rim because it had gotten so flat it lost its seal. I got it though.