over the years, relatives always said

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over the years, relatives always said

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and nearly everyone I know that actually has "in depth" and I don't mean "Tommy" commenting on how good it felt when I would "stix it's in" . She didn't use the proper words, but I knew what she was talking about. That first time with her, I was really thinking "wang dang sweetpoontang" but I could just hear it. There was no music playing but it was our first date. She became the biological mother of our son. So I'll leave it at that.
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actually this post is somewhat to hopefully accomplish a goal for the last 20 years or so, I want my post to become a sticky!



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but also to start my book and get thoughts and where do i put it where maybe someone will look? At least here some people seem to enjoy stuff I say, and trust me, if someone told me stuff that I've told you over the years, I would get in there face and call them a fucking liar (even though I have no proof) and probably get my ass kicked. Maybe not now because I'm a big old hunk of lard, like the pillsbury dough boy. Side note: at fast food when I first started this little chunky babe poked her finger in my stomach. I don't remember why but I thought somewhere it was said "he's built like pillsbury doughboy but taller". So I Started to tell "Lil Plumper" , because when she first poked her finger in my stomach, she said "Ooohh!. It's really hard, I thought it would be like bread dough like pillsburry douh boy mushy", so i said "if you poke it a little lower that's not the only thing that will get hard!" That's when I learned about sexual harrasment at the workplace, hell , that had happen to me a few times over the years , Like when old Pete scratched my balls or happy howard pinned me to a wall with his knife at my ribs, if I have to stop I have a ted nugent vid from 1990 in my hometown going. I think it was the night he said he'd "dryhump" the chick if she showed up, and she did , and I want to say he dried humped her during little miss dangeraous I think. Seems like he was the warmup that night, may have been with aerosmith.
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I got autism try to make sense of this
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Hydroseismic wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 7:44 pm I got autism try to make sense of this
The two extended paragraph breaks did tie it altogether, though...
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I actually didn't think this post made it because my internet connection had gone down at some point between typing and hitting submit so I shut the computer off. When I started having "a few beers" last night I had a few glasses of my home made beer and I think it was kind of strong and then seeing all the cool new stuff on nugents website i was wound up. They have a kalamazoo show from like 85 or something with sammy hagar, ted came out for sammy's encore. The place went nuts. Only problem with it was I guess it wasn't loaded because the title is there to select it but no vid. I was at that show. Sammy gave away, well, the radio station gave it away at the concert which was being broadcast live, a trans am with a "2000 dollar stereo" and the guy that won was named chuck dubee (doobie) . So sammy said "the guy's got a really cool last name". great night for rocking out.
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Hydroseismic wrote: Sat Feb 21, 2026 7:44 pm I got autism try to make sense of this
I was watching a movie i think it may have been called deathsport, but they had the scenes where lights would really flash like a strobelight type deal and there was a warning on the screen for epeleptics warning it can cause seizures. Kind of reminded me of myself at the zz top concert back in about 1980. I guess passing 8 bowls between 6 people got the best of me.
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