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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Yes, which is why I seconded the grass idea. It won't stop the water but will stop the mud.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because she dosen't love us anymore. 😢
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Until she controls the water and where it goes planting seed grass is a waste of time and money. Getting a grass sod roll is more efficient and immediate result.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Blast wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:23 pm Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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BigChiefin wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 12:34 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:23 pm Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Any updates?

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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Who wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:13 pm Any updates?

It’s not like we have lives
It's still too cold for me to wear my kilt for yard work. About to get nailed workgroup a snowstorm anyway.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Blast wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:03 pm
Who wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:13 pm Any updates?

It’s not like we have lives
It's still too cold for me to wear my kilt for yard work. About to get nailed workgroup a snowstorm anyway.
is a lightweight sleeveless cotton sundress actually called a "kilt"?
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Interesting turn
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:48 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:03 pm
Who wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:13 pm Any updates?

It’s not like we have lives
It's still too cold for me to wear my kilt for yard work. About to get nailed workgroup a snowstorm anyway.
is a lightweight sleeveless cotton sundress actually called a "kilt"?
Not wearing that for you Animal no matter how nicely you ask.
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The answer was Mexicans, might be a bit tricky to locate these days.
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AnalHamster wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:44 pm The answer was Mexicans, might be a bit tricky to locate these days.
I don't think $200 will get many Mexicans.
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WarmBidetWater wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:44 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:44 pm The answer was Mexicans, might be a bit tricky to locate these days.
I don't think $200 will get many Mexicans.
They're on discount at Home Depot.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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I planted grass and the trench works 🙂 updates pics
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fouts wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:57 am
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Until she controls the water and where it goes planting seed grass is a waste of time and money. Getting a grass sod roll is more efficient and immediate result.
Check my updated pics and kiss my butt! 😂
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:11 am
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Who wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2026 4:03 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:11 am
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.
That’s hot
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Yeah we way past that
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:11 am
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.
i find that unpossible to believe. The pictures make the place look really good though. impressive.
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