Help needed with patio flooding
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
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Yes, which is why I seconded the grass idea. It won't stop the water but will stop the mud.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
Until she controls the water and where it goes planting seed grass is a waste of time and money. Getting a grass sod roll is more efficient and immediate result.
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When I do this once it warms up, I'll be in a kilt. My Mexican neighbor chick will love it.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
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It's still too cold for me to wear my kilt for yard work. About to get nailed workgroup a snowstorm anyway.
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Interesting turn
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Not wearing that for you Animal no matter how nicely you ask.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
The answer was Mexicans, might be a bit tricky to locate these days.
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I don't think $200 will get many Mexicans.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:44 pm The answer was Mexicans, might be a bit tricky to locate these days.
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They're on discount at Home Depot.WarmBidetWater wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:44 pmI don't think $200 will get many Mexicans.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sat Mar 14, 2026 8:44 pm The answer was Mexicans, might be a bit tricky to locate these days.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
I planted grass and the trench works
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Check my updated pics and kiss my butt!
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Because I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding
That’s hotEvvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:11 amBecause I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.
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Yeah we way past that
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i find that unpossible to believe. The pictures make the place look really good though. impressive.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2026 12:11 amBecause I’m almost 40 and have had 5 children grow in my body. I look scary.