had to go back to emergency room this morning

[jsdspif]

I had to have my penis re-attached because Saturday night Ted Nugent rocked my dick off! I have seen 100's if not 1000's of concerts last night took the cake. 1500 capacity and I was front row in front of bass player and Ted spent half the night there. His sister was there, his friends (personal) were there but everyone was his friend. Opened the show by himself with an acoustic guitar, first time I ever saw Ted play acoustic at a real concert. Friday night he played near detroit, a guy next to me saw that show and said he couldn't believe Ted was playing here. This place is "blink" and you have driven thru the town. So he played "fred bear" by himself, on acoustic guitar, with all the tedisms (as opposed to mannerisms, because Ted is the ultimate) and it was awesome, then he got done and guitar tech bought out old Blackie the old Gibson "1962 I believe , made right over in Kalamazoo michigan" and all hell broke loose and recalling it now , I am crying , I want to say best night of my life i was rocking my ass off and bass player kept giving me thumbs up, because I was crying , laughing, singin the lyrics, the entire crowd was and the bass player kept mouthing "he's kicking ass" the 2 guys beside me were ultra cool, each had a woman and we were rocking our asses off. Way louder than he was last year. of course Ted gets political, and out walks John James, running for michigan governor and then the place went really nuts , that's when I turned to look at the crowd, the place is a parking lot that holds about 20 cars and somehow they cram about 1500 and I didn't care, I could have grabbed Ted by the leg about 200 times. like him or hate him, I don't believe any other 78 year old guy could pull off that show, not to mention, outside, 90 degrees, about 65% humidity , non stop hour and a half, totally different setlist from last year. I got home and even though it hurt I got my clothes off and got on my knees (my knees are beyond fucked) and I thanked the lord. Just incredible and hour and a half and I forgot all about my toilet repair from 30 years ago may fail, my car may get towed, my ex wife will bother me for money that I'm under no obligation to give her, and then a 5 minute drive to get back home. Top that shit if you can and I may send you a brownie. Motor city madman really lived up to his name because it was wild and I have seen ted since the scream dream tour about 50 times but this one was the best. My ears are still quite muffled as far as sounds , it was loud!

[peterosehaircut]

Excellent! Love me some uncle Ted!