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Ricrude wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2026 2:24 pm
Who wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2026 3:43 am
Oh well...necrophiliacs are rejoicing to finally get their chance.
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Dude it sucks about Hayden Pannitererisn. I LOVED the show Nashville. She struggled alot and even lost a contract with Neutrogena after speaking out about her postpartum depression. She was sad.
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Dolly Parton, 80
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Just got in trouble with my oldest. "Does it always have to be jokes when a women dies?" All because I said Jolene finally had a clear shot at her man.
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nerd_alert wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 6:09 pm Dolly Parton, 80
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Blast wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 6:29 pm Just got in trouble with my oldest. "Does it always have to be jokes when a women dies?" All because I said Jolene finally had a clear shot at her man.
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Homebrew wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 6:40 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 6:29 pm Just got in trouble with my oldest. "Does it always have to be jokes when a women dies?" All because I said Jolene finally had a clear shot at her man.
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I cannot believe Dolly Parton died before that orange, child raping, fucking disgusting turd in the white house.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 9:01 pm I cannot believe Dolly Parton died before that orange, child raping, fucking disgusting turd in the white house.
Joe Biden is already out of the white house. You're a little behind.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 9:01 pm I cannot believe Dolly Parton died before that orange, child raping, fucking disgusting turd in the white house.
Just another sign that there is no god?
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Blast wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 6:29 pm Just got in trouble with my oldest. "Does it always have to be jokes when a women dies?" All because I said Jolene finally had a clear shot at her man.
I'd like to know what kind of smoke show Jolene is that she could steal a man from Dolly.
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peterosehaircut wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 6:49 am
Blast wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 6:29 pm Just got in trouble with my oldest. "Does it always have to be jokes when a women dies?" All because I said Jolene finally had a clear shot at her man.
I'd like to know what kind of smoke show Jolene is that she could steal a man from Dolly.
The story goes Jolene was based on a teller that flirted with Dolly’s husband.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 25, 2026 9:01 pm I cannot believe Dolly Parton died before that orange, child raping, fucking disgusting turd in the white house.
TDS is real and on full display right here. Check your facts honey, it was creepy Joe who was showering with his daughter as documented in her diary. But, don't let the facts get in the way of what CNN told you to believe.
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At 47 she bared her boobs on the Gong Show

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Who wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 1:01 pm At 47 she bared her boobs on the Gong Show

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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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with Dolly, I see she's got various food item stuff and if some "old timer" is within ear shot I ask them "do you remember george jones" Oh heck yeah, and remember he had a hbit for missing shows, "heck yeah, he had a song about him missing shows" and I ask do you remember the lyrics, "no" well he singing about country stars and what they're known for "johnny wears black stands all alone" I do remember that, and then "Dolly's got TWO big reasons she's well known, they call me no show jones..."
there are youtube clips of her i watched years ago, may have been letterman, but they had asked her "what's your typical day , how does your day start?" I wake up, start putting my clothes on and call a taxi for a ride home!". Another show they were asking about cosmetic surgery, "I have to have it, it costs alot of money to look this trashy all the time"
Even my man, the whackmaster himself talked about Dolly and had nothing but great things to say, as their paths did cross from time to time, basicly, "she was Ted Nugent female, stuck to her guns etc etc.
Talent in a time it was much tougher to survive, not like since internet when you just pay peoiple to click videos for nearly no talent hacks, but for some reason people think the are just the most awesome, I doubt no one will be around as long as true performers, Dolly, Ted, Tony Iommii on and on with true performers not auto tune bullshit.
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i was yesterday years old when i learned that the lead in Rocky Horror was also the conceirge in Home Alone.
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Optimus Prime has died

Peter Cullen dead at 85

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necronomous wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 5:41 pm Optimus Prime has died

Peter Cullen dead at 85

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His voice was in SOOOOO MANY 80s cartoons. He was Eeyore too :cry:
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nerd_alert wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 4:48 pm Tim Curry, 80
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This is a real bummer. Over the summer I was lucky enough to go see The Rocky Horror Show on Broadway starring Luke Evans. It was a lot of fun.
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They are dropping like flies...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Any bets on today's death? I'm going for someone really annoying
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