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I have a Barbie coven.
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3-1-4-2
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 1:53 am


I have a Barbie coven.
Those weren't the kind of toys I was expecting to see! :lol:
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Biker wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 2:50 am3-1-4-2
I literally laughed out loud.!!
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nerd_alert wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 2:58 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 1:53 am


I have a Barbie coven.
Those weren't the kind of toys I was expecting to see! :lol:
I know how to get the clicks.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 1:53 am


I have a Barbie coven.
Which witch is which?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Animal wrote: Wed Aug 26, 2026 1:22 am Image
What the fuck is that retarded looking thing?
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At one time , a long time ago (I think) I started a topic and I started it because the neighbor female had moved back to that house after spending a year in Detroit and she changed quite a bit. I was married at the time and my wife was about 20 at the time, I'm 35 and she had been at my parents and this lady lived next door. so when I got out of work and got to my parents to pick up my wife she said the people next door want to see you , i figured maybe somehow my son got in trouble, so my wife and I go over " Brook just wants to meet your wife" because my wife had just got here from phillippines so she calls brooke into the room and like my wife said , humongous.


So at that time I posted "if you like the tits on the neighbor lady and she's only ** years old, you just might be a pervert!"
Now people are replying about the title of the topic, so I add to my collection "if you see a forum topic titled toys, and you think it will be about didloes and but plugs and all that other wonderful shit (no pun intended!) , you just might be a pervert!

To add to that, and be honest , every time you see the letters "ATM" I know what people are thinking.... J-Bird, oh hell , you know the drill!
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these are not the toys i was expecting from a smart ass bitch post
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pork wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 3:26 pm these are not the toys i was expecting from a smart ass bitch post
you motherfucker.


I'm just kidding. let's not fight.
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jsdspif wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 10:55 am At one time , a long time ago (I think) I started a topic and I started it because the neighbor female had moved back to that house after spending a year in Detroit and she changed quite a bit. I was married at the time and my wife was about 20 at the time, I'm 35 and she had been at my parents and this lady lived next door. so when I got out of work and got to my parents to pick up my wife she said the people next door want to see you , i figured maybe somehow my son got in trouble, so my wife and I go over " Brook just wants to meet your wife" because my wife had just got here from phillippines so she calls brooke into the room and like my wife said , humongous.


So at that time I posted "if you like the tits on the neighbor lady and she's only ** years old, you just might be a pervert!"
Now people are replying about the title of the topic, so I add to my collection "if you see a forum topic titled toys, and you think it will be about didloes and but plugs and all that other wonderful shit (no pun intended!) , you just might be a pervert!

To add to that, and be honest , every time you see the letters "ATM" I know what people are thinking.... J-Bird, oh hell , you know the drill!
Ya know, I never know where this ride will go. I just strap on and hope for the best. :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 1:53 am


I have a Barbie coven.
I have a sister in law that has a VERY extensive Barbie collection, she has an entire room dedicated to them. Some are valued at well over $1,000.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 7:47 pm
pork wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 3:26 pm these are not the toys i was expecting from a smart ass bitch post
you motherfucker.


I'm just kidding. let's not fight.
wtf!? when did your nic become a word filter?
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pork wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 10:33 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 7:47 pm
pork wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 3:26 pm these are not the toys i was expecting from a smart ass bitch post
you motherfucker.


I'm just kidding. let's not fight.
wtf!? when did your nic become a word filter?
Oh my God I think I did that a long time ago when I was mad at biker LOL I'll see if I can change it back!
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Homebrew wrote: Thu Aug 27, 2026 7:50 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Aug 24, 2026 1:53 am


I have a Barbie coven.
I have a sister in law that has a VERY extensive Barbie collection, she has an entire room dedicated to them. Some are valued at well over $1,000.
I bet that greedy bitch even has a peaches and cream barbie. You know how hard those are to find?
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Animal wrote: Tue Sep 01, 2026 8:34 pm Image
Is the shower cap included or do you have to purchase separately?
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